[Skit: DAMAG3 & Travis]
Part I
Woo! God damn, this shit's fucking crazy, holy shit
Wait, oh no fucking way
*LOBOTOMY playing in the background*
Already?
Hey guys, it's Travis Knox, your right-hand man
In the quest to return America to her former glory
*mummers* return America to her former glory
Fuck, man
Bro is quick with it, I'll give him that
Bro is quick with it
I like just released the song
So, this is something I'm not excited to talk about, but
I think I'd be going against my integrity if I didn't speak up
If you've been -following my channel as of late
We've been focusing on perhaps
One of the most menacing media figures
From the nasty, nasty left, transgender rapper, DAMAG3
Only this timе, he has officially crossed the linе
Huh oh have I?
In a very short timeframe
DAMAG3 went from being your typical left-wing talking piece
Promoting the perverted trans agenda
Desperately committed to ensuring all kids who listen to him
Change their gender as soon as possible
And vaguely promoting the communist ideologies
That accompany pro-LGBTQIA rhetoric
Ha ha this guy is fucking delusional, what the fuck
But now, with his two most recent releases
DAMAG3 has escalated his message to violent
Communist extremism
His new -song, LOBOTOMY, is a wannabe rock song
Talking about invading the Capitol building
And murdering the members of Congress
Not just the Republicans, everyone, even the Democrats he
Supposedly supported
Bro, fuck the Democrats what are you talkin-
This is appalling, abhorrent, and a truly unthinkable act of treason
Could you imagine
Oh
Some guy leading a group of people to storm the Capitol
With what sounds like a half-baked plan
UH
To overthrow the most powerful government in the world?
Wait
This is unthinkable
And should be punished to the highest degree of the law
The self-awareness of this motherfucker, are you serious
And that is why I feel a responsibility
As an American patriot to let the world know who this
Demon of a human being is, I initially brought this information
To federal law enforcement to, which, to no surprise
Is corrupted under the control of the Biden administration
They told me there is currently no action that could be
Taken since music, lyrics, fall under the protection
First Amendment-
Of the First Amendment
Yeah!
A horrible piece of liberal legislation
What! ha ha ha ha ha
The founding fathers would have scuffed out of the world
So it is now my responsibility to see
That this perverted terrorist is brought to justice
Fuck, are you gonna do dox me?
Mister ****
Oh!
26-year-old male!, who resides at ****
What the fuck- woahh
Apartment ****
What the fuck?
In ****, California
Son of Mr. **** and Mrs. ****
Oh, shit
And employed by both ****
Oh, fucking shit
And ****
Oh, can you just-
I am bringing forth this information to my followers
Who will understand that in order
To protect the fabric of America
Communist terrorism cannot be tolerated
And-and that the Second Amendment
And right to form a local militia
Is our God-given right from the founding fathers
This demon must be brought to justice
DAMAG3, I hope you've had your fun
What in fuck...
Because now it is time to learn
What the fuck
That your actions have consequences
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Can- can he just fucking-
[Skit: DAMAG3 & Bigoted Mob]
Part II
*knock* *knock* *knock*
Come on out, you fucking f****
We know you're in there
Yeah, you think you're gonna take down America
*knock* *knock* *knock*
The fuck
And groom all our kids with your communist trans agenda?
Trump 2024!
*knock* *knock* *knock*
Kanye West is one of the good ones
*knock* *knock* *knock*
*knock* *knock* *knock*
Andrew Tate actually has a few good points
When you really listen to what he's saying?
Wait really?
Really?
*Glass shattering*
Oh, fuck
*guns shooting*
Ah!
Oh shit!
Where at, boy?
Trump 2024!
Hey, that door over there is open
Hey, go to that door
Fuck this window won't unlock
Fuck, fuck, fuck
Okay
*bullets continue to be fired*
Fuck
Wait, my keys, my keys
Okay okay
Gotcha!
Wait, where'd he go?
Probably out that window, dumbass
Hey, don't call me a dumbass
My grandfather built this country
*bullets stop being fired*
Fuck, where's my fucking car?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
*Car starting*
Shit, shit, shit, shit
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on, shit
Where the fuck am I gonna?
[Skit:DAMAG3 & Voice]
Part III
Yo
Yo, dude, are you okay?
Barely, dude I just got raided
Yeah, I know
Motherfucker just doxed me
I know, I know, that's why I'm calling
Are wait are you driving?
Guys, I'm fucking driving
What!
I just had to climb out the fucking back window
And I just started driving
What the fuck, Jesus
I don't know where the fuck I'm gonna go
Well, fuck if I know where you're gonna go
But don't come here
Like, I do not wanna be connected with this at all
Nah, nah, nah I got you, man
At all
I just gotta get out of the city
Okay, ight cool
Like, dude, five or six people just raided my house
Yeah yeah, ha ha ha ha
Broken my fucking windows and just started shooting
What did you expect whenever you start pushing their
Button, these kids are crazy out there
Wait WHAT! WHAT!
Ehh- yeah
Bro, this whole thing was your idea
What are you talking about?
I told you to make a trans anthem
And that's what I did and then-
No, and then you went to shoot up fucking Congress
Like, what?
How are you gonna blame that shit on me?
Like, what are you talking about?
Fuck, okay, well, I hope you're okay
Uhmm call me when you're safe
Peace
Peace
[Skit: DAMAG3, Nick, & Divine Feminist]
Part IV
Fuck fuck
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool
Where's uh-
The mountains!
All right, I doubt anybody's gonna come here
Shit
*Gets out car*
Wait, what the fuck is that?
What is that?
That almost sounds kind of like
Woahhhh
Nick, is that you?
What are they doing here?
Oh good, you're both here
Let's get started
