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NOT SYRUP Lyrics by COCKAHOLICS

PENIS MUSIC, VOL. 3

2020

[Verse 1: damienfarron]
Tried to scam Saint Lazare but he had no money
He asked for 20 bucks so I called him a dummy
Just scammed a single mother out of her cash
Her kids are going to bed hungry, haha
Scammed NIKHEDONIA out of his toothpaste
Your breath is smelly so you need some toothpaste
Scammed XIX, molly rocks in my green tea
Scammed Slump AK and copied his song, "SYRUP"
Cameron Azi told me get out his DMs
Your girl give me head right on my penis
Can't have penis because I’m allergic
Neck game retarded like Ricky Berwick
Just scammed Keemstar off DramaAlert
Fucked Leafy's girlfriend in iDubbbz merch
Told cxltgod that he lives on Earth
Told adam22 he needs church
Beat up Lil Dicky for having an afro
I put a Snickers bar in his asshole
Pulled out a big stick and stuck up a Jew
Customised my Air Force with dog poo poo
Just fucked a bitch in a relationship
Just lost on Smash Bros. to an Asian kid
Caught PewDiePie saying the n-word
I Fucked a Turkey is Connor Edwards
Ate $EMMY!'s shoelaces and now he’s sad
Put on a durag, my waves are so bad
Met Michael Cera and called him a virgin
Scott Pilgrim ruined a whole generation of women
Just shook a baby and now he's out cold
Drop kicked an old person for being old
Just stole an XBOX to play Black Ops II
Customised my AR like Black Ops II
[Bridge: COCKAHOLICS]
Yeah
Okay
Yuh, yuh
[Verse 2: COCKAHOLICS]
I haven't wiped my asshole for 17 weeks
When I do a poo poo I feel like Derek Chauvin
I'm Pickle NIKHEDONIA the way I smell that booty
I have haemorrhoids the way I feel like Maciek Gojski
I turned myself into a pickle, Morty, I'm Pickle Rick
My name is Jeff like 22 Jump Street
Just beat up a pregnant woman, now she's dead
I spent 750 dollars on a VR headset
And all I use it for is playing the Rick and Morty VR game
Just called Saint Lazare, he's on heroin
Went to New York and we both did heroin
I blocked this woman because she owns hamsters
I told her, "Be quiet, I hate hamsters!"
I just spent a rack on a fake pair of shoes
I was so upset I did a big poo
It takes me 1 minute 15 to solve a Rubik's cube
[Verse 3: COCKAHOLICS]
I’ve been saving up for 2 years to buy property
I keep saving around 1000 then spending it on PornHub Premium
I can’t pay my rent 'cause I have a Xanax addiction
I just found out adultswim is ran by Cartoon Network
I did a poo poo and it left clingers
Call me Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory, bazinga!
Just called NIKHEDONIA, he owes child support
Just called damienfarron, he owes child support
Just called cxltgod, he owes the IRS
Just called $EMMY!, he owes the IRA
Just called Kuso, he owes us an explanation
Just called Saint Lazare, he’s still on heroin
[Outro: LordHeath1972]
A'ight, so this is what I'm gonna do; I'm gonna do a vocal experiment to test the range of my voice. So, I’m gonna try and hit the lowest and highest notes that I can physically possibly do with my own voice, here we go. We'll start with the low and then we'll go up to the high. Ahh-uhh-uhh-ehh-ah!

About “NOT SYRUP” by COCKAHOLICS

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"NOT SYRUP" appears on "PENIS MUSIC, VOL. 3" in 2020.

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