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WIZARD! Lyrics by ​damienfarron, NIKHEDONIA

MEMETAL ILLMESS, VOL. 2

2020

[Intro: damienfarron, NIKHEDONIA & Jim Cummings]
(According to all known laws of aviation) Yah, real trap shit
Yeah (There is no way that a bee should be able to fly)
Melvin in this shit, huh!
And Cornelius too!
[Hook: damienfarron & NIKHEDONIA]
Ouu, I am a wizard (Poof)
I point my wand at my dick, it get bigger (Boi-oi-oi-oing!)
Ouu, ouu, bust in your sister (Ouu)
'tech in my cup and I feel like the witcher (Magic)
Ouu, ouu, she wanna smash? (Wha'?)
Girl, I main Ness, I'm gon' whoop on your ass (Wha'?)
3-0 a bih 'cause her Kirby is trash (Aye)
PK Fire and I turn her to ash (Poof)
[Bridge 1: NIKHEDONIA & damienfarron]
Melvin, please don't hack my World of Warcraft account!
Naw, fuck that
Your shit is now my crap
Bitch, install Minecraft
Running up, you catch hands (Yah)
Aye, aye
[Verse 1: damienfarron]
She's bipolar, she's a witch (A witch)
She do magic on my dick (Poof)
She's unstable, got big tits (Boobies)
BPD with a side of bitch (Aye-huh)
I was out in London (E-yeah)
Dick up in yo' bitches stomach (Oh)
Make-up on her face be running (Honk)
These are big bands you see me thumbing, uh (My inhaler! Ah!)
[Bridge 2: damienfarron]
Where's my inhaler, Cornelius? I can't find it, ah
[Verse 2: NIKHEDONIA]
Posted with the ​g​lock, middle finger to the opps (Opps!)
Your girl in my dungeon, Bad Dragon up in her arse (Ow!)
A nerd on a beat is like a vegan on my meat (Yum!)
I'm six foot and ripped, but your girlfriend send me feet (Soles!)
Fuck Star Wars (Blegh!), Star Trek master-race (Mmm)
If you disagree, I put the yoppa to yo' face (Ruff! Pow!)
My name is Cornelius, but yo' girlfriend call me "Babe" (Ouu)
Cosby on the beat, the way this shit is getting raped (Allegedly)
[Hook: damienfarron & NIKHEDONIA]
Ouu, I am a wizard (Poof)
I point my wand at my dick, it get bigger (Boi-oi-oi-oing!)
Ouu, ouu, bust in your sister (Ouu)
'tech in my cup and I feel like the witcher (Magic)
Ouu, ouu, she wanna smash? (Wha'?)
Girl, I main Ness, I'm gon' whoop on your ass (Expelliarmus!)
3-0 a bih 'cause her Kirby is trash
PK Fire and I turn her to ash (Poof)
[Outro: NIKHEDONIA]
AOKI boys
Yeah! Uh!
Credits
​damienfarron

​damienfarron

NIKHEDONIA

NIKHEDONIA

About “WIZARD!” by ​damienfarron

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"WIZARD!" appears on "MEMETAL ILLMESS, VOL. 2" in 2020.

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