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Bible Lyrics by Dan Bern

Starting Over

2024

No one in the Bible was white
No one in the Bible was white
Day was day, dark was the night
No one in the Bible was white

Jesus walked on the water
In the land of milk and honey
Looked more like Colin Kaepernick
Than the guys on your money

No one in the Bible was white
No one in the Bible was white
Day was day, dark was the night
No one in the Bible was white

Moses led the childrеn
Out of Egypt land
Looked more like Milеs Davis
Than old Dave Letterman

No one in the Bible was white
No one in the Bible was white
Day was day, dark was the night
No one in the Bible was white

Esther saved the Jews
She was the Persian queen
Looked more like Venus Williams
Than Marjorie Taylor Greene

No one in the Bible was white
No one in the Bible was white
Day was day, dark was the night
No one in the Bible was white

There's really one story in the Bible
Everything else is just trivia
We got kicked out of paradise
Scattered to Japan and Bolivia

We got kicked out for one thing
Ate from the tree of knowledge
Gas guzzlers, drones, iPhones
Adam and Eve went to college

Learned skin color and oil pipelines
High-capacity magazines
How to make everything on earth plastic
Here in Lego Land

No one in the Bible was white
No one in the Bible was white
Day was day, dark was the night
No one in the Bible was white

We can get back to the garden
Make plowshares from guns
And a million years of nuclear garbage
Shot into the sun

No one in the Bible was white
No one in the Bible was white
Day was day, dark was the night
No one in the Bible was white

(No one in the Bible was white)
(No one in the Bible was white)
(Day was day, dark was the night)
(No one in the Bible was white)
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About “Bible” by Dan Bern

Read the complete lyrics to "Bible" by Dan Bern from the album "Starting Over" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

"Bible" is performed by Dan Bern. from the album "Starting Over" in 2024 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Bible", explore more songs by Dan Bern using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Bible" is credited to Dan Bern. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Bible" appears on "Starting Over" in 2024.

Visit the Dan Bern artist page at /artist/dan-bern for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.


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