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Hooker Lyrics by Dan Bern

Smartie Mine

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You were my hooker
You were my slave
You were my undertaker
You dug me a grave

You were my stripper
You were my friend
You were the one
For whom I'd extend

You made me suffer
You made me flow
You made me horny
You made me grow

You made me quiver
You made me scream
You taught me new ways
Of eating ice cream

You were my clotheline
You were my cop
You were my dancer
After they would all drop

You were my mistress
You're my caboose
You were my weakness
And my excuse

You were my habit
You were my crutch
You were my drug that
I craved so much

You were my doctor
You were my saint
You were my angel
With a constant complaint

You made me whimper
You made me tall
You made me feel like
I's in juvenille hall

You gave me headaches
You gave me fear
You gave me words that
I needed to hear

You were my prancer
You were my shield
You were my punishment
For playing the field

You were my teacher
You were my child
You were my fantasy
Driving me wild

You were my secretary
You were my boss
You were my victim
I was your loss

I was your boneman
I was your stud
I was your reason
For once-a-month blood

I was your candy
I was your whore
I was your pusher
I was your prince

I was your needle
I was your shot
I was your piston
I made you hot

I was your daddy
I was your boy
I was your Santa Claus
With a shiny new toy

I was your wise man
I was your realm
I was your director
And this was my film

I gave you reason
I gave you rhyme
I gave you focus
I was never on time

I kept you guessing
I kept you chained
I kept you hoping
It was all gonna change

I loved your looks
And the smell of your hair
When you took your clothes off
I couldn't help stare

I gave you money
You gave me soap
I brought you flowers
You brought me dope

We played all kinds of
Different games
We gave each other
Different names

You gave me pleasure
Simple and raw
I gave you attention
And I wasn't your pa

You were all scattered
I was depressed
We got each other
Out of that mess

You always
I got you
Maybe I'll
One of these

You always aroused me
I got you all primed
Maybe I'll understand you
One of these times

One of these times
One of these times
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About “Hooker” by Dan Bern

Read the complete lyrics to "Hooker" by Dan Bern from the album "Smartie Mine". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

"Hooker" is performed by Dan Bern. from the album "Smartie Mine" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Hooker", explore more songs by Dan Bern using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Hooker" is credited to Dan Bern. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Hooker" appears on "Smartie Mine".

Visit the Dan Bern artist page at /artist/dan-bern for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.


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