[Segue: Violent J]
"-and rewrote it. [?] know about it."
[Intro: Violent J]
"It was a dark, stormy night, when five children of the Lotus crept into a local cemetery. Their intentions were nothing more than to smoke marijuana leafs and drink acholic beverages, but these five young boys were soon joined by some very unlikely company. In fact, for the children of the Lotus, this was some company they could only dream of. I'm talking about the dead - not just any dead. I'm talkin' about they were joined by five ravishing, beautiful, lovely dead women who opened up to these boys and gave them thier all."
[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox]
Do you like the Ouija (Yes, no?), we dance
Blood and flesh (Uh huh), romance
Right there, right in front of the tomb (Where?)
Beautiful horrific and the moon (Uh huh)
Dead flesh, crazy hormones (Hormones)
Me with a hard dick, her with a neck broke
We did the tango, she breathe
She wiped blood on a killa's sleeve (Whoa)
Now I ain't ever been one to pass (Uh uh)
She might be dead but she got a nice ass
Rotten to the bone, I like dead meat
Wearing nuthin' but her panties, shakin' to the beat (Shake that ass)
So you like to dance? Is that magic?
Is that your ass in back I'm grabbin'? (Huh?)
You're gettin' kinda freaky, bitin' on my neck
My heart is beatin' fast, my underwear's wet
And we danced
[Chorus: Violent J]
I can't believe we danced
And I don't even dance
I can't believe we danced
And I don't even dance
[Verse 2: Monoxide Child]
Sittin' with my thoughts by the mausoleum
I can't believe my eyes but I know I see 'em
She walked up to me "Can I have this dance?"
And put her hand right into my pants (Skeet)
She had a slit in her throat but I wasn't even trippin' a bit
But I was kinda buggin' on a bitch missin' her lip
She had a long tongue, stuck it straight down my throat
And when I went to grab her titty it just turned to smoke
And the bitch mouth just started bleedin' again
I had to yoke a couple teeth so my dick'll fit in
I love the blood and guts, and all the sex with the dead
I love the sluts with the snake comin' out of they head (Snakes?)
[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Damn, was there somethin' special in that?
When I swallowed it down it kinda pushed my wig back
Fact wait, whoa let me rub my eyes
What I'm seein' right now startin' to make my pants rise
Hello beauty queen, can I have this dance?
And when the song is over can I see some romance?
So what? You can see ya skull through your hair
I only got one concern, pullin' down ya underwear (Yeah)
As I lick the skin across her hip
I feel my tounge slip in into a rip
A neden or a leg, it don't matter to me
Cause dancin' through the cemetery gots me in ecstasy
And we danced
[Chorus: Violent J]
I can't believe we danced
And I don't even dance (And we danced, and we danced)
I can't believe we danced (And we danced, and we danced)
And I don't even dance
[Verse 4: Blaze Ya Dead Homie]
My first thought when I seen her rise above the ground
My one and only dead bitch had been found
She was the high school prom queen, Miss teen and shit
Pressure was too tight, she cut her wrist
Her clothes a little tattered, it ain't matter though
All I wanna do is put my dick on her jaw bone
Spent about ten frozen, decomposin'
Sweet talk the freak 'til I get them legs open
Can't wait to get up in her decayed womb
She's been untouched for five years in her tomb
She risin' up fo a killa to be my only one
Imagine dead funk smells every time she cums
[Verse 5: Violent J]
I was lonely, I had no one
Might as well do masturbation
I'll jack off while Shaggy smooches
I'm watching him from the bushes
Had my pants down, I'm on the grass
I felt something poking my ass
It's another ghouly girly
And look at me, I'm naked early
She came all dirty and mangled
She had no feet, skin just dangled
We went behind a tombstone
And I said, "Your boobies, may I hold them?"
She lifted up her crusty sweater
They were blue and stuck together
Gently I peeled them apart
And her skin ripped open, you could see her heart
And we danced
[Chorus: Violent J]
I can't believe we danced
And I don't even dance (And we danced, and we danced)
I can't believe we danced (And we danced, and we danced)
And I don't even dance (And we danced, and we danced)
I can't believe we danced (And we danced, and we danced)
And I don't even dance (And we danced, and we danced)
I can't believe we danced (And we danced, and we danced)
And I don't even dance
