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Scorchos Lyrics by DARTZ (NZ)

The Band From Wellington, New Zealand

2022

[verse]
Home for Christmas
Man, it's good to see the family
But I'm riddled with Yuletide anxiety
'Cause I know what presents are for me
Five rectangles under the tree
Those supermarket-bought $5 chocolate covered almond-strosities

[Chorus]
My old man, he thinks I love you
My great aunt, she thinks I love you
My girlfriend, she thinks I love you
But they, they don't know
No, they just don't know
I hate scorchos

[verse]
Last Christmas I gave you my darts
And the very next day you gave them away
This year, to save me from tears
I'm gonna smoke up with someone special
Do not waste $5 on me
Give that money to a charity
Those supermarket-bought $5 chocolate covered almond-strosities
All the children sing:

[Chorus]
My old man, he thinks I love you
My great aunt, she thinks I love you
My girlfriend, she thinks I love you
But they, they don't know [oh no they don't]
No, they just don't know
I hate scorchos
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About “Scorchos” by DARTZ (NZ)

Read the complete lyrics to "Scorchos" by DARTZ (NZ) from the album "The Band From Wellington, New Zealand" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

"Scorchos" is performed by DARTZ (NZ). from the album "The Band From Wellington, New Zealand" in 2022 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Scorchos", explore more songs by DARTZ (NZ) using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Scorchos" appears on "The Band From Wellington, New Zealand" in 2022.

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