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(800) HUMAN Lyrics by Darwin Deez

Songs For Imaginative People

2013

[Verse 1]
Are you sick of not existing?
Does your halo just not flatter your face?
Feel brand new in just three easy payments
Try it free; what it’s like to be
But wait, there’s more! The sky is not the limit
The body you have always wanted, let us put you in it
Bad karma? No karma? You, too, can get a life
And it’s all for the low, low price of

[Chorus]
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be alive
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be human

[Verse 2]
No returns and no exchanges
And of course, at first you won’t know what your fucking name is
Void where prohibited or if your lover leaves
Putrefaction guaranteed, just call the number on your screen
(800)...

[Chorus]
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be alive
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be human

[Bridge]
On Earth as it is in heaven, condemned to be free
And yes, even angels fall for legalese
So lead us not into late-night TV
But deliver us no CODs

[Chorus]
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be alive
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be human

[Outro]
'Cause all anybody knows
Is how the jingle goes
'Cause all anyone
Is how the jingle goes
'Cause all, 'cause all
'Cause all, 'cause all
'Cause all anyone knows
Is how the jingle goes

About “(800) HUMAN” by Darwin Deez

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"(800) HUMAN" appears on "Songs For Imaginative People" in 2013.

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