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If Only Lyrics by Das EFX

Dead Serious

1992

Yo, I hear the floor creaking...

"As we go a little something like this, hit it!"

[Verse 1: Skoob]
Shiggity shaz-bots, hops, I rocks
I kiggity-kicks the drama like a farmer picks the crops
Pops, I diggity-digs more wigs than John The Baptist
They call me Mr. Rapper, so I guess I be the rappist
No practice, yo Krazy (Yiggity yes, knocker)
Don't bolo like Han Solo, come rough like Chew-bacca
So ease back, slick, or get kicked in the tush
Yep, I call ya snaggle if you're puss-
Egads, I rip shop, until the roof fell in
And plus I piggity-pop your shit like Doug Llewelyn
But umm, rarely does my crew get into beef-es
I fliggity-fits the mould like the gold that's on my teeth-es
Oh Jesus, I'm the youngest, Blitzy be the eldest
I'm hipper than the hip bone, connected to your pelvis
So hickory-dickory dot, diggity-don't you wish

[Hook]
"If only it sounded like this" ".....like this"
*repeat x2*
"like, this" "like, this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
*scratching of "like this"*

[Verse 2: Dray]
Shibbity-bop, shibbity-boo, check out the way I drops the scoop
I'm kniggity-knockin fronts out, daily, troop
I friggity-fry the funk that's why they call me Krazy Drayzie
I giggity-gots more props than that kid named Beetle Bailey
The boogity-woogity Brooklyn boy, he's cool like Grizzly ruin
I swingity-swing more shit than Tarzan be doin
I heard that shit was thick that's why I spick like I was span
Then I umm, flick my bic and take a dip like Aqua-man
So, umm, figgity-fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell blunts
I gibbity-got lines like Evel Knievel got bitch stunts
Ya dunce, I'm diggity-down with The Hit Squad, aiight
I figgity-fly more heads than Benjamin flew kites
So I, spiggity-spark the spliff and give me a lift so I can rock
I got more skills than John Han- got cock
So hickory-dickory dot, diggity-don't you wish

[Hook]
"If only it sounded like this" ".....like this"
*repeat x2*
"like, this" "like, this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
*scratching of "like this"*

[Verse 3: Skoob]
And away we go, priggity-praise the Lord, Our Father
I kiggity-caught The Love Boat at Puerto Vallarta
I'm finnicky like the cap' but shoots more funk than Funkadelic
It's diggity-Das EFX umm, chump, can you smell it?
Yippity-yapper doozy, watch me ease on down the road, hun
So come on, baby, and do the loco-motion
Umm, so now what the fuck?

[Verse 4: Dray]
I give 'em a sugar smack then they crack like Daffy Duck
Schmuck, I'm kniggity-knarly, dude, hey swick em
I biggity-bangs the chunks cause they plumps when I cook 'em
I'm quiggity-quick-quick, thiggity-thick-thick, tiggity-tick-tack-toe
So figgity-figado, figado, fi-ga-do
I'm niggity-not the herb but look at the burb, it's gonna stunt
I figgity-funked up Sanford, and his fuckin Son
So hickory-dickory dot, diggity-don't you wish

[Hook]
"If only it sounded like this" ".....like this"
*repeat x2*
"like, this" "like, this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
*scratching of "like this"*
Credits
Das EFX

Das EFX

About “If Only” by Das EFX

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"If Only" is credited to Das EFX. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"If Only" appears on "Dead Serious" in 1992.

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