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Drunk Freestyle Lyrics by Dave Blunts

Well Dude Here’s My Thing

2024

[Intro]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

[Verse 1]
I slept on the floor, ain't had the luxury of mattress
Had to stretch my money like Reed Richards, I'm fantastic
Your bitch a magician, she be showin' me her hat trick
Back in special ed, I wore a helmet in my classes
That boy ran up on me and we turned that boy to ashes
Ashes, ashes, turned that boy to ashes
Your bitch suck my dick and now I'm aiming for her glasses
Used to think that mayonnaise was an instrument like Patrick
Hop up on a beat and I go IEP retarded
I don't fuck with Walmart, 'cause I always hit my target
I don't fuck with niggas, so they think I'm homophobic
Ballin' on these niggas like my name was Garet Poling
I was in the field, just like a nig​ger, Kunta Kinte
Knew she was a slut, I didn't listen to her friends say
I just want the top, why is you takin' all your clothes off?
Bitches shakin' ass, I fucked around and turned to Chris Ross
I just fucked a dyke and afterwards, I said, "No homo"
Your bitch suck my dick and I recorded it in slo-mo
Homie went to prison and his bitch kept tryna fuck me
I ain't even do it 'cause that bitch was kinda ugly
Okay, I'm just kiddin', she eat me up like some lunch meat
Okay, I'm just kiddin', she eat me up like a zombie
Nigga ran up on me, now his face on Abercrombie
I was in Moline, I didn't listen to my mommy

[Bridge]
Ayy, didn't listen to my mommy
Didn't listen to my mommy
To my mommy

[Verse 2]
Niggas goin' out sad, now they be tryna beef about a bitch
Why the fuck would you trust her when you know she out here doin' dicks?
In the crib tryna lay low, I don't give a fuck about stitch
Keep sippin' on codeine, I see purple stuff when I piss
I done really came a long way from back when I was hitting licks
I done really came a long way, don't believe me? Nigga, ask your bitch
Don't believe me? Nigga, ask your bitch
Niggas mad that I'm lit
Spent ten days in the hospital, know the opps happy I'm sick
I was stranded in Mexico, 'cause my wristwatch called Ice
Niggas ain't tryna knuckle up, so that's why I gotta keep a pipe
No, my name ain't Tyrone, but I'm here to fuck a nigga's wife
No, my name ain't Joe Rogan, but I'm talkin' shit on this mic
Bitch nigga tried to run down, be the last day of his life
'Member back I was so broke, every day I used to hit stains
Bitch ain't used to text back, now she fuckin' me for the fame
Fell in love with an e-girl, so I had to stop playing the game
Fell in love with an e-girl, almost made a nigga go insane
Keep poppin' these Percocets, 'cause that's the only thing that ease the pain
I know she don't really love me, she be fuckin' niggas for the fame
Pull up on an opp nigga like, "Do you know Joy Lane?"
Huh, ridin' through East Moline, gotta keep it on me
Niggas tryna smoke me, yeah
Tried to fuck on Kelsey, she ran away like, "Help me"
Told her, "This ain't healthy," yeah
Huh, tried to fuck on Luna, should've did it sooner
Now she with them shooters, yeah
Huh, tried to fuck on Anny, I was off them Xannies
She ain't understand me, yeah
Tried to fuck on Abby, she be off them Addies
I can't be her daddy, yeah
No, I will not text her, nigga, I'm a flexer, just like Lucas Becker, yeah (Manyo)
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Dave Blunts

Dave Blunts

About “Drunk Freestyle” by Dave Blunts

Read the complete lyrics to "Drunk Freestyle" by Dave Blunts from the album "Well Dude Here’s My Thing" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Hip-Hop, In English, USA.

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"Drunk Freestyle" appears on "Well Dude Here’s My Thing" in 2024.

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