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The Trial Lyrics by Dawgs on Campus

Cowtown II

2021

[Judge]
Order, order in the court
Daddy JP, Swedish Fish, you two are here today being charged with-
Possession of 3% milk with intent to sell, racketeering, aggravated assault, public intoxication, public indecency, public urination, disorderly conduct, disturbing the peace, indecent exposure, first-degree murder, second-degree murder, third-degree murder, vehicular manslaughter, arson, tax fraud, grand theft auto, and statutory rape
What say you of these accusations?
[Daddy JP]
Your honor, I say you can suck my cock... (*crowd gasps*)
And the balls
[Judge]
Order, order in the court
Let me clarify, Swedish Fish, Daddy JP
Are you guilty of the charges brought against you in court today?
[Swedish Fish]
The only thing we're guilty of, your honor, is being real ass playas, and you can't hate the playa, you gotta hate the game
[Judge]
(Damn, that's some real ass shit)
Look, as true as that may be, you're being accused of some serious crimes and I expect you to treat them as such
How do you respond to the accusation brought against you both?
Swedish Fish?
[Swedish Fish]
Not guilty
[Judge]
Daddy JP?
[Daddy JP]
Not guilty... except for the statutory one, but in my defense, she was extremely thick for a 17 year-old
[Judge]
Even though I've seen her finsta, and I must agree with you, that does not exempt you from the charge brought forth today
[Daddy JP]
Yeah, I guess that's fair
[Judge]
The jury will come to a decision
Mr. Fish, Daddy, it seems that the court has found you both guilty of all the crimes
Normally these offenses would constitute life without parole, but since you two make what is objectively, undeniably, absolutely, fire, I hereby sentence you, only 3 years in Cowtown jail
Court adjourned
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About “The Trial” by Dawgs on Campus

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"The Trial" appears on "Cowtown II" in 2021.

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