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1-800-FUCK ME Lyrics by DBangz

2018

[Intro]
"Oh my god, my baby daddy just left me!
He left me with all 5 of his kids!
I don't know what to do, I'm feeling really lonely
My baby daddy's gone!"
Ayy, bitch, you ever feelin' lonely nigga?
You ever need a thick nigga, call 1-800 Fuck Me (oh my god!)
I be on my way, me and all my thick compadres, nigga (oh my god, oh my god, okay I will! Fuck me! I'll call right now!)
1-800 Fuck Me, swag, swag (DBangz, I love you) (Brr)
[Verse 1]
I got money, I got women (ay, ay)
Minus money and the women (ay, swag)
I got bitches that's gon' fuck me (swag, swag)
For my Percocet prescription (swag, brr)
It's 1-800-FUCK ME, nigga, you know how I'm living (br brr)
Get the dick in any time
Girl it's fine, I'm probably chilling (what the fuck?)
Get yourself an Uber, let me empty out my children (what)
Girl come shit up in my mouth, I wanna be your pot to piss in (nigga)
Made 30k on Spotify, I'm ballin' like a piston
Point this 30 at your toes and put them shits into submission (do do do do do!)
[Hook]
DBangz is dusty (do do do do-)
If you need a nigga, call 1-800-FUCK ME (ayy, ayy, ayy)
Bitches on speed dial, all I got is swag (swag, swag)
I call 1-800-FUCK ME and I fucked your fucking dad (swag, swag, swag)
DBangz is dusty (brr)
If you need a nigga, call 1-800-FUCK ME (br brr)
Bitches on speed dial, all I got is swag
I call 1-800 Fuck Me and I piped your fucking dad (brra)
[Verse 2]
Huh?
Bitches all up on my penis (ay)
I'm the Hash Slinging Slasher with this mic (ay, ay, ay)
I know you seen it (ay)
I got women I got money (swag)
I got weed that leave you fiending (swag)
Bitch, I'm the type to drive a tractor while I'm leaning (brra)
I sucked your momma's titties last night when I was dreaming
But the way my money green, I feel like all I got is lizards (damn)
I just fucked a white queen, afterwards she called me "nigga" (ayy)
So I smoked another Backwood cause I never touch a Swisher
[Hook]
DBangz is dusty
If you need a nigga, call 1-800-FUCK ME
Bitches on speed dial, all I got is swag
I call 1-800-FUCK ME and I fucked your fucking dad
DBangz is dusty
If you need a nigga, call 1-800-FUCK ME
Bitches on speed dial, all I got is swag
I call 1-800 Fuck Me and I piped your fucking dad
[Verse 3]
Hoes be on my dick but my shit smallest like a cactus
'Cause it's ashy and I might fuck on your bitch after my practice
You can tax me, I got bread like the stomach on a fat bitch
I'm the booty eating bandit, sorry, yes, I bust the fastest (ayy)
Yes, I am a rapper, I ain’t average I do damage (ayy, ayy)
Til I’m banished, I'ma nut on her forehead like it’s a canvas (swag, swag, swag)
Sasuke took my bitch, yes I'll 'mit that nigga's clever (frra)
But I made that nigga bitch wetter than the fucking weather
[Hook]
DBangz is dusty
If you need a nigga, call 1-800-FUCK ME
Bitches on speed dial, all I got is swag
I call 1-800-FUCK ME and I fucked your fucking dad
DBangz is dusty (swag)
If you need a nigga, call 1-800-FUCK ME
Bitches on speed dial, all I got is swag
I call 1-800-FUCK ME and I piped your fucking dad
Credits
DBangz

DBangz

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