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10 Things Lyrics by Deadpan Darling

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Find 10 things wrong with this picture
Like those Highlights magazines we read as kids
In the doctor's office as our faces bled
From being hit with baseballs back in Oakland
Are you waiting for your knight in shining armor
With his penis envy spending cash on cars?
Just to look pretty while his Toupee floats right off
Little girl, you're lost in a fantasy world
With elves and gnomes
Little red-haired trolls giggling, "I love you"
With crowds cheering
Reflected on blue screens in California studios
1980's Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
We don't care if you dance to this song
Are you waiting for your pathetic prince charming
Too put slippers on your feet and make you happy?
As imaging those dreams since infancy
Along with sweetеr kisses than diabetes
It's impossiblе to truly make you smile
When your bitter face is cringing at the site
Of any man that isn't quite as handsome
As your perfect make-believe boyfriend
So, don't ask why we ignore you
When you pass in a dress begging for attention
And don't ask why nobody care
When you cry in your room all alone at home
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah
We don't care if you dance to this song
So, don't ask why we ignore you
When you scream at the top of your lungs
"I love You!"
And don't ask why nobody cares when you don't have a friend
Outside your head
So don't ask why we ignore you
When you put on more makeup than a circus
And don't ask why nobody cares
When the mascara drips slow from your eyes
Find ten things wrong with your pictures
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Deadpan Darling

Deadpan Darling

About “10 Things” by Deadpan Darling

Read the complete lyrics to "10 Things" by Deadpan Darling from the album "Deadpan Darling". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

"10 Things" is performed by Deadpan Darling. from the album "Deadpan Darling" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "10 Things", explore more songs by Deadpan Darling using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"10 Things" is credited to Deadpan Darling. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"10 Things" appears on "Deadpan Darling".

Visit the Deadpan Darling artist page at /artist/deadpan-darling for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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