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All The Best Storytellers Are Liars Lyrics by Debris Stevenson

Poet In Da Corner

2020

[Verse 1: Debris Stevenson]
Go to school where I don't know jack
Lonely as an empty sandwich bag
Mum gives me a mormon badge
Caucasian Jesus, slyly stacked
Happy birthday my son, beanbag
And I head off to school with my big backpack
I don't say anything to anyone
Just focus on getting through the kettled hallways, then finding Sabrina to sit next to at the back
I don't say anything to her either, it's just nice to have at least one thing that feels familiar
Then, Tianna [?] Belstrane says, "Hi", and then hugs me out of nowhere
[Interlude 1: Debris Stevenson]
"I've seen you alone, that's not right, you wanna come and chill with me? I went to the primary school around the corner, so I know everyone"
Tianna's full of information
She taught me how to roll up my school skirt
Do my fat short tie
And slick my hair down with a soft brush, tail comb, and pink
She even came to my house and spoke to my mum in Colombian Spanish
I can't wait to see what she got me for my birthday
[Verse 2: Debris Stevenson]
"Deborah, Deborah, this ain't a game
I ain't your friend, these lot feel the same"
"That girl Deborah touched a man's dick"
"That girl Deborah she's a racist"
"Wait, what color are you?"
I say white, and they say it's not true
So I say Italian and they look confused
Tiana says, "You're a racist"
[?]
[Interlude 2: Debris Stevenson & Jammz]
But I thought you were black until I met your parents
So, saying that, how was anyone gonna call you a racist?
When I get to form class, [?], Tianna's best friend is already sitting next to Sabrina
So, I have to sit next to Rajpal
Who, ignores me, when I ask to borrow her rubber
[Verse 3: Debris Stevenson]
Then thinks she's black, got an afro pick
Slicks her hair with jam, pink
I went to her house [?]
Mum pretends she speaks Spanish
[Interlude 3: Debris Stevenson & Jammz]
That was your mom, don't lie
I just want to get to science class, if I can just get to science class, I will have fifty-five minutes to work out what to do
I see the edge of the science block
"Ay, Deborah, Deborah, Deborah!"
And of all people, it's Sabrina, standing next to Tiana
That says, "Deborah, I ain't your friend anymore now, either"
[Verse 4: Debris Stevenson]
I ran into the disabled toliet, pound my fist into the walls
[?] rip hair from my scalp
Rip this shit Tiana shout
I stamp and kick and thrash about
And on the ceiling on the ceiling toliet roll fuckin' rolls down
And it's wet and moldy and stinks of brown
Agh!
[Interlude 4: Debris Stevenson]
"Coward, see, she wouldn't be hiding in there if she wasn't a liar
I don't care if you have to stay in there all day"
I wait in the toilet, covered in moldy tissue, till the last school bell ring
Walk home the back way
When I get home, I have forgotten my key
I lay out the recycling bins, outside my home, and cry until mum gets home
"Cao! Happy birthday bubba"
Look what I made you
"Wow, right, thanks mum"
So she gives me this mad jumper
And all I can think to say is
"Mum, I think I'm getting bullied"
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Debris Stevenson

Debris Stevenson

About “All The Best Storytellers Are Liars” by Debris Stevenson

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