If I could live my life in rewind There's a couple of changes I'd make this time Cause if I knew what was good for me I'd have been practicing splits from the age of three Oh, I got a masters, I got a car, I volunteer And I can play the guitar But I'd trade it all in the bat of an eye For a polyester skirt ridin' up my thigh Oh, life must be great like a permanent date When you're a cheerleader Oh, The fun doesn't end and your hair is your friend When you're a cheerleader Cheerleaders drive Camaros Cheerleaders don't date geeks And everybody thinks it's really cute the way she has to S-P-L-L everything she speaks All the guys want to date her all the girls want to be her Next time round, I want to be a cheerleader Cheerleading's a sport now that's what they're callin' for Though it's the only sport I know that you put your makeup on for Some women say that it harms and demeans Can you guess who didn't make their high school teams? Hey! Cheerleading teaches you valuable poise You then can apply to the career of your choice like Serving up burgers and fries with a smile Or spraying perfume in the cosmetics aisle Oh, a cheerleader might not have her GED But she's pursuing one Oh, a cheerleader might never be a CEO But she'll be dating one You get to ditch all your old loser friends The moment that you make the squad With the high school crest stretched across your chest You're one step down from GOD Oh, all the guys want to date her all the girls want to be her Next time round, I want to be a cheerleader Last night I had a dream I was back in high school and they just hung up the final cuts of the varsity cheerleading squad. It was utter mayhem. Girls were wailing and nashing their teeth realizing that their social lives were completely over. Well, I managed to make my way through the moldering carnage until I found myself face to face with . . THE LIST Gennifer Jessyca Tiffani Stefanii Brittani Brytany Britannee Deirdre Deirdre?!? Why That's ME! I made the team!! Oh my gosh! I never want to wake up from this wonderful dream! Oh, life must be cool I mean you totally rule as a cheerleader All the dweebs stop in all when you strut down the hall As a cheerleader Cheerleaders don't' wear glasses, cheerleaders don't get zits And all the girls would die to have their little tiny thighs And their really, really, really big Makeup kits All the guys want to date her. . .(well, a couple want to be her) Next time round I want to be a cheerleader
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