[Intro: Gobi]
And you already know who it is
It's your boy Gobi, I'm back
Just to let you know we got another quick commercial break
Don't worry, we already know the drill
Sometimes they're positive
Sometimes they're fucking crazy
All I know is sit back, and maybe at the end of this one
We'll have another surprise too!
I don't know, but it's your boy Gobi
Signing out
Yeah!
[Commercial 1: Lil' Cody's]
In a world where no one's happy
Do you still
Want to be a boy?
I like to be alone
Not lonely
They say they miss— (Nu)
They miss the old me (Nu Deko!)
I'm on a rooftop with a blade, shinobi
I'm codеpendent, Call me Lil' Cody
Feel likе weaning off six, off the codeine
I don't have friends 'cause I am a phony
Walk around like a skeleton, bony
Yeah, yeah, okay
(I, I-I-I-I wanna go shop—)
(Don't give up, don't give—)
(Come on!)
I'm tired of being lonely
I wanna come down to Lil' Cody's and be codependent too
Yeah
(Come on down to Lil' Cody's today)
(And find out why being codependent is the new dependent)
[Commercial 2: MetaPartyChat]
(Oh yeah, talk about this, talk about that-)
MetaPartyChat has all the friends you could ever meet (Yay!)
That means you will never be alone
As long as MetaPartyChat is on your side, you can connect through a portfolio of your most probable friend candidates
And you all can talk all night long, you newfound buddies you
(Talk about dat, oh yeah)
(Talk about dis, talk about dat)
(And I'm in the front, with the gas in the back)
(Oh yeah, talk about dat)
(Talk about dis, talk about dat)
(And I'm in the front, with the gas in the back)
(Oh yeah)
Join MetaPartyChat today, and get half off your first buddy
[Commercial 3: Wedding-Home-Funeral-Home]
And— Now, don't get me wrong now
I like the sanctity and value of marriage
But here at the Wedding-Home-Funeral-Home
We believe that sometimes
Somebody needs a good opportunity, financially
If you've had somebody pass
And you're also thinking about getting married
Please consider taking care of two birds with one stone
With the Wedding-Home-Funeral-Home
Please, we literally have no idea what to do
This is the worst business idea I've ever wrapped myself up in
I-I do not know what to do
Please, anybody, if you need this shitty service
Call the Wedding-Home-Funeral-Home
And we will give you a double deal combo supreme
Come on down and see for yourself
[Commercial 4: Knock-Em-Up's, Knock-Em-Outs]
Hey, yo man, what's up?
You, um, having trouble sleeping?
Get the Knock-Em-Up's, Knock-Em-Outs
Uh, really-really-sleepy-sleep tablets
I promise you literally might never wake up, yeah
(If you take Knock-Em-Up's, Knock-Em-Outs and never wake up, don't call us because we don't have anything to do with it, fuck you, bye)
[Commercial 5: Old Mobile Store]
Hey, you like old shitty cell phones? (Aesthetic)
You wanna feel your aesthetic? (Aesthetic)
You need to come on down to the Old Mobile Store
Where we got old and shitty headphones (Aesthetic)
I mean, cell— cellphones, for you
[Commercial 6: Definitely not Neil deGrasse Tyson]
Hi, I'm definitely not Neil deGrasse Tyson
Here to let you know that science, is important
Without science, what will drive us forward as humanity?
Looking into what we may, or may not see
And the small cracks of dimensions
Could push us forward through space and time
And help us find out the origins of where we came from
Please, donate: to science
And I'm definitely not Neil deGrasse Tyson
Thank you, goodbye
[DJ Gobi]
Ayo, it's Gobi, you know it (Um)
(Yameii) And, what can I say, Yameii's about to freestyle (Ooo)
We're gonna go head back to this music (Yameii, um)
Gobi, out
[Verse 1: Yameii]
And you call me crazy
Just call me Yameii, okay
Don't call me baby
Nuh-uh, no way
Better yet, ice up on my neck, with the turbojets
Look twice, break yo' damn neck, with a new tech, wow
Heard they love my sound
And my fashion, killin' that shit with a passion
Never thought that I could make it happen
Now I'm rockin' them shows
Superstar, hit my pose, yeah
And you call me crazy
Just call me Yameii, okay
Don't call me baby
Nuh-uh, no way
Better yet, ice up on my neck, with the turbojets
Look twice, break yo' damn neck, with a new tech, wow
Heard they love my sound
And you call me crazy
Just call me Yameii, okay
Don't call me baby
Nuh-uh, no way
[Outro: Gobi]
Pew, pew, pew, Gobi in the building
Yeah, I'm back
That freestyle by Yameii was crazy!
But ay, we're about to get into the next playlist
Check it, after this next song, Tune is gonna break it down for you
Gobi, out!
