[Goofmas]
Can you believe it guys?
Christmas! Just a week away!
Loggo:
Christmas is almost here!
I've been waiting every day
I'm so full of cheer
Laughing all the way
ItS CRiSmaSS
*Bald Vine Boom*
Jingle the bells
Ignore the yells
Coming from the well!
We will have such a jolly time
Just make sure you stay in line
Ben:
Hohoho
Ho No Ben Yes No Yes Ben Yes No No Ben Yes Ho Ben Yes Ho No Ben Yes Ho No Ho Ben Yes Ho Ben No Yes Yes Ben Ho
Loggo:
Mеrry Christmas
To all of the girl and the boys
Santa
Will get you all wondеrful toys
(at least most of you)
(looking at you, baby from cocomelon)
(fuck you)
(you don't deserve presents)
(you deserve to be punted to polus)
(bitch)
Inside this snowy tundra, See
You and me
We are both on the same team
To deliver cheer to everyone
What do you mean it doesn't rhyme?
You know what?
Your going to polus with the infant
Looks like you stepped out of the line
I warned you now this is what you get
We're experiencing technical difficulties
Hold on...
(oh so you want to fight?)
(well TAKE THIS)
(*distant screaming
(while burning ig)*)
Ok I'm back, bud
Please, ignore all the blood
We had to "fire" one of our employees
Right here on the spot
We
Will eat
Turkey and..
H a m b u g u r
Jingle the bells
Ignore the yells
Coming from the well!
We will have such a jolly time
Just make sure you stay in line
Ignore the screams
Work as a team
To make kid's smiles gleam
Stuff the stockings full of candy
And make sure to support the tree!
[Spookgoofster]
Oh no, the lights
Seem to have went dark
Don't be surprised
Leave with any marks
Don't hit the tree
Do not scrape the bark
Do not attempt to find
Your way through the dark
You
Could
Ver-
-y
Much
Be
Bark-
-ing up the wrong tree!
Take a spooky dookie
Victory is far out of sight
And you cannot get out of this fight
And now as I cut out your lights
You realize that you are not right
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Stock the stuffings
And do the killings
Just the little thing
That make our death tolls ring!
Place the presents
Underneath the tree
Do it or you won't escape me
Are we among you or are you A M O G U S?
Just shut your crap blue, quit trying to make a fuss
Trying to run, but there's no one left to discuss
You will shine brighter than Arcturus
Rockin' the airship all day
It's the sussy way!
I can see the fact you're not that bright!
Impostors shall set your corpse alight!
Now you are facing the endless white!
Kid, you should be givin' up this fight
I am the vaccine, you're the plight
I am just a spookgoofster!
Deck the halls with bells of holly
And make sure they cannot leave
Oh, This season is oh so jolly
Brings the jolly folk for me to cleave!
Look out the window
What do your see?
A snowy tundra
Blocking your chance to flee
Fell down to ashes
Pragmatic, magmatic
You were the spark
And you lit the wick
You will never be safe
You can never replace
Soon You Will
Face Your Imminent Demise
Red:
Sneaking 'round the base to murder
Hide among a crew of workers
Came here just to show disorder
Thought my conquest would be shorter
Red:
Sneaking 'round the base to murder
Hide among a crew of workers
Came here just to show disorder
Thought my conquest would be shorter
Loggo:
You should really learn your lesson
A just quit Messin' with me
Can't flee
You'll be the next thing under the tree
THIS WILL BE YOUR FINAL BOUT
YOU ARE PLAYING MY ROUTE
AND ONCE YOU ARE LYING COLD
ON THE GROUND, NO ONE HEARS YOUR SOUND
You won't escape from this battle
Soon loggo will leave you rattled
RUN AND HIDE AND CRY AND TRY
THE ONLY THING TO DO IS DIE
YOU DO WHAT YOU DO AND YOU
KID, YOU MAKE ME WONDER WHY
Just give up, Little Midget
This will be your last Christmas
Hehehehehehohohohohohohoho!
