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Thank You Based God Lyrics by Denmark Vessey

Cult Classic

2013

Got my shooter (Got my shooter)
Feeling crispy (Feeling crispy)
Got my bible -oh (Got my bible)
With my whiskey
I said
Good spirit hit me
Spirit hit me
Spirit hit me
That June, that juice is fine!
Grey Goose, Henny, E&J
JC Turn water to Wine
Thank you Jesus
Thank you Lord
Thank you Based God
Someone wake up Peter
Peter snores
Ooh save the based god
Try to pray for a while
Peter to wake up
Got to wake up (Wake up!)
Got to wake up (Wake up!)
Got to wake up (Wake up!)
Got to wake up!
They claim that they see Mary
Some burrito in Mexico
They claim that they see Mary
Some burrito in Mexico
They claim that they see Mary
Some burrito in Mexico
If you see Jesus at Taco Bell
Then please let him know
I said
Thank you Jesus
Thank you Lord
Thank you Based God
Someone wake up Peter
Peter snores
Thank the Based God
Try to pray for a while
Peter to wake up
Got to wake up
[Outro: Creflo Dollar]
Now you know we're under the blood of Jesus
So we can't shoot and stone people like we used to
All we have to do is repent
And God would forgive us
And- and take us where we need to be
But I tell you man
If it wasn't for the blood
There'd be a whole lot of us
Being stoned and being in Hell right now
Over the tithe!
But for the blood of Jesus, we'd be doomed
I mean, I thought about when we first built the dome I wanted
To put some of those little moving bars and uh
Give everybody a little card
They stick it in a little computer slot, if they were tithing
Beautiful music would go off and you know-
'WELCOME! WELCOME! Welcome to the World Dome!'
But, if they were non-tithers, the bar would lock up
The red and blue lights would start going
The siren would go off
And a voice would go throughout the entire dome:
"CROOK! CROOK! CROOK! CROOK!"
Security would go and apprehend them
And once we got them all together
We'd line them up in the front
And pass our Uzi's by the ushers
We'd point our uh-
Our Uzi's right at those non-tithing members-
'Cause we want God to come to church
And at the count of three 'Jesuses' we'd shoot them all dead
And then we'd take them out the side door there
Have a big hole
Bury them
And go ahead and have church and have the anointing
Aren't you glad we're under the blood of Jesus?
'Cause if we were not under the blood of Jesus
I would certainly try it

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