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Slim Jim’s Halloween Havoc Lyrics by Derdy

2020

(Derdy)
This Halloween? we shitting in pumpkins
Taking candy from kids, the parents ask? WE DID NOTHING
Quit fronting, I do a song wth viJilance & get this bitch jumping
He’ll vandalize the place & peel off in the whip running
I’ll be @ home watching horror flicks
In the dark, wishing I could score a bitch
Pour a fifth & let me go & grope her tits
Lay her down quick on the mothafucking derdy floor & shit
But I can’t cause I’m stuck in pumpkin hill doe
I’m a ghost & nothing that I say is real yo
Wait a minute, I’m actually a zombie
Gimme brain hoe, do it softly
Derdy2Dope, young Tony Schiavone
Except that I’m an asshole & she don’t want me
Still I’m coming through with a couple jams
I know you hear me on the beat causing trouble again
So lеt get it to me? nah, no way
I’m gon rock this bitch forevеr & I won’t go away
I’m in the cut playing Sonic Adventure 2
SEGA for life but I play it on Gamecube
So live & learn as I go & crush a 40
I feel like Hunnid P fucking on ya shorty
Don’t ignore me, I know you hear me
I feel ya presence like the emeralds right near me
Come with me, we can watch wrestling
Cause it’s Halloween Havoc when I step up in the ring
Snap into a Slim Jim, rest in peace Randy Savage
Me & ViJi whooping all yo candy asses
Burning ya house down, spray painting on ya car
Laying bars cause everything we say is hard
Don’t deny it, you know we fire
When I’m on the beat I turn to Michael Myers

& it don’t stop, I said we won’t quit
We blacked out in the night & we so sick
Probably all the beer mixed with the candy we stole
Fuck it, crack another one & light a bowl

(@viJilance1989)
Son of a bitch I'm stuck in Mad Monster Mansion
These transgender mandem be dressing up so handsome
This anthem tells such a dirty story
And we just too dope like Insane Clown Posse
Aussie - ya house is going up in Flames
Its Devil's night and I'm the one to blame
From Thunder Bay all the way down to Toronto
We introducing ya daughters to vandalism and ganja
Ripping up ya cabbage patch, pissing in ya habitat
Shitting on ya lawn chairs, I don't give a flying fack
Derdy- Pass me a jerky Mon, I'm this immature & I'm 31
1989 shit, Ashanti on my white dick
Slimy when she rides it, bustin ghosts time to split
Diamond clit when she rides my face
I got the Midas tongue to excavate her caves
Crack ya skull until my bat is Rouge
Cactus Jack ya poon until it's black and blue
Tickle you on the nipples with my sickle
Trickle sweat down my balls
Using it as lube on top of a pickle - Sourpuss
Cowards look in our Direction & immediately feeling up the creeping erection- deep in obsession
Keeper of the gate / harbinjer of sessions
Catch an RKO down to the canvas- a life lesson
Rest in peace to Chris Benoit
Masterpiece put this shit on pause and hit it raw
Lay the smackdown hit it from the back now
Spillin my sack out, n giving her the wrappers
Can I say, that our accolades are way past the days and we should pass away like Caspers maine nobody wants to hear real hip hop anyways. anyway
And it don't stop I said we won't quit
We blackface in the night and we commit
Vandalism / man fuck the system
Lets start a civil war this November election
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