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A Creamy Surprise (2019) Lyrics by Dexter Manning

Flappatron Vocal Album, Vol. 1

2019

[Verse 1]
Hey, hey, you still got time
Hey, hey, to leave this line
Hey, hey, just take the signs
This place ain't where you'll wanna dine
Oh, oh, it's coming right up
Oh, oh, a waste of a cup
Oh, oh, that's a big slurp
Here comes a vomit follow-up
[Chorus]
Dirty dishes, dirty mugs, employees that don't give a fuck
You're in for the time of your life
Make your wishes, take a chug
With some luck you won't throw up
You're in for a creamy surprise
[Verse 2]
Even for a prank, it's not worth it
Even the stank is worse than your armpit
It's already sank, and you're the ship
And you bettеr not thank whoever made you think
That what you drank won't makе you feel sick
I'm gonna be frank, you're dumb as a brick
Or maybe a plank, or something really thick
Like all the cream inside that drink
It'll be your dream to pour it down the sink
And wave bye-bye to the awful stink
You might die, and I have to admit
It's made from the chef, it's flavor distinct
An ancient ingredient from his dick
I warned you, oh, but you still picked
The concoction that's been gripped and dripped
Not gonna lie, that's some messed up shit
Oh
[Chorus]
Dirty dishes, dirty mugs, employees that don't give a fuck
You're in for the time of your life
Make your wishes, take a chug
With some luck you won't throw up
You're in for a creamy surprise
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Dexter Manning

Dexter Manning

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"A Creamy Surprise (2019)" appears on "Flappatron Vocal Album, Vol. 1" in 2019.

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