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What A Sweaty Flap Lyrics by Dick & Dom

Dick & Dom in da Bungalow: The Album (CD 1)

2005

[Intro]
I've never seen such a horrible pain
Oh my bloomin' days
It's time to melt you into shape
And change your either ways
Drill Sargent [?] take over please

[Pre-Verse]
Here we go, bungalow
Are you ready to work that body
Let's tone those muscles
We're gonna burn it up, yeah

[Verse 1]
We're getting in a frenzy
Like a fitness maniac
Our temperature is rising
And we're in a sweaty flap
We're working up a lav and you'll be dripping like a tap
So wave your arms and shout out loud
"We're in a sweaty flap"
What a sweaty flap
(2, 3, 4!)

[Interlude 1]
Hold your hands in the air until your armpits show
Touch the back of your knee with your right big toe
Slowly turn around with a kind of hopping move
Then wiggle up and down to the sweaty flap groove

[Verse 2]
100 miles an hour
With this high-speed fitness gig
You'll be head to toe in respiration sweating like a pig
We're really getting going now
So hang on to your wig
Wave your arms and shout out loud
"I'm sweating like a pig"
I'm a sweaty pig
Like a sweaty pig

[Interlude 2]
Step forward, hop to the left
Squat down and up to the right
Step forward, hop to the right
Squat down and up to the left
1, 2, 3, all together now!
Jump to the left and put your hand on your hip
Make the shape of a teapot and tip, tip, tip
Repeat the other side and pat yourselves on the back
All together shout out loud
"We're in a sweaty flap"

[Verse 3]
Whirling and a swirling
We are getting in a spin
Half an hour of busy stay
Will really keep you thin
Keeping off those knees we want to spread not a job
Round and round and round again
Just like a dizzy dog
I'm a dizzy dog
Like a dizzy dog

[Verse 4]
Now we're up to boiling point
There really is no doubt
Body's aching head to toe
I'm sweating like a trout
Our pulse is through the roof
And we're close to passing out
But there's no gain without pain
So we're sweating like a trout

[Verse 5]
Now we're waterlogged
And we're ready to collapse
Our clothes are wringing wet
'Cause we're in a sweaty flap
We're working up a lav and you'll be dripping like a tap
Wave your arms and shout out loud
"We're in a sweaty flap"

[Outro]
What a sweaty flap
What a sweaty flap
What a sweaty flap
What a sweaty flap
What a sweaty flap
What a sweaty flap
What a sweaty flap
What a sweaty flap
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About “What A Sweaty Flap” by Dick & Dom

Read the complete lyrics to "What A Sweaty Flap" by Dick & Dom from the album "Dick & Dom in da Bungalow: The Album (CD 1)" in 2005. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under TV, Children's Music, Soundtrack.

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