[Chorus] Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass Save a fighter pilot's ass Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass And you'll be safe [Verse 1: Dick Jonas] The airlines pay the big bucks, they've left the force a wreck The Air Force needs more pilots who're politically correct So they wrote some brand new rules, it's now a brand new game They're letting girls fly combat jets, the world just ain't the same [Chorus] Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass Save a fighter pilot's ass Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass And you'll be safe [Verse 2: "Coyote"] Don't say that girls don't do this, don't tell me why I can't It's all a bunch of bullshit, no need to rave and rant I'll show you when the shooting starts, I'll only need one pass To pump a load of tritanol straight up Saddam's ass [Chorus] Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass Save a fighter pilot lass Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass And you'll be safe [Verse 3: "Sassy"] When it is that time of month don't try to fuck with me I'll shove a pair of scissors straight up the place you pee Just take me to the flightline when I've got PMS Show me where those bastards are, I'm gonna kick some ass [Chorus] Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass Save a fighter pilot lass Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass And you'll be safe [Verse 4: "HARB"] I love this goddamned Viper much more than I love sex He comes first in this girl's life and then this girl comes next I can fly this SOB right up its own tailpipe And when I let those bullets go that's one less ass to wipe [Chorus] Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass Save a fighter pilot lass Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass And you'll be safe [Verse 5: "Duke"] Please don't think I'm funny because I have a pole Just hold it nice and steady while I find the hole Ask the folks who've been there the times I saved their ass I am a KC boomer, I'm good at passing gas [Chorus] Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass Save a fighter pilot lass Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass You might get laid [Verse 6: "BD"] I've got a load of engines to haul a load of bombs If you don't think I'll kick your ass, then fuckin' bring it on You know with all that cordite I'm gonna get a hit Bone, BUFF, or Sprit; it just don't make a shit [Chorus] Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass Save a fighter pilot lass Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass You might get laid [Verse 7: Coyote, Sassy, HARB, Duke, and BD] The world's a safer place to be now that times have changed With all-American women flying all-American planes So take your little ass to bed, sleep well for goodness sake Your female combat flyers are goddamn wide awake [Chorus] Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass Save a fighter pilot lass Halleluiah halleluiah Throw a nickel on the grass You might get laid
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