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A Piano Weighs a Ton Lyrics by Dick Valentine

Coma Watching

2021

I love her then I fight
Oh we have such fun
A guitar is much lighter
A piano weighs a ton
Come to me girl, run
Don't skip or walk step, run
The hard work's just begun, love
My piano weighs a ton
Don't need your hunger determining what direction
My music goes in
Or what water I dip my toes in, yeah
The love song I shall write her
Is profound as it is fun
My serendanes delight her
My piano gets it done
She says 'boy you're confusing me
I'm not sure you're the one,'
I tell her with somе booze in me
My piano is my son
Noisy animals
Use thеir hearts for a beat
Until the music stops
And the food compels them to feast, yeah
To dance I shall invite her
At the setting of the sun
She says many things delight her
My piano isn't one
Now it's 35 years later
She's siphoned all the fun
I fucking, fucking hate her
My piano meets my gun
Don't mix your prophecies with holy water
Save them for the senator's daughter
Or whomever you put your love into
Tune out, tune in
A piano weighs a ton
Get the cargo where it needs to go
Get my vibes by the hours on the radio
Tune out, tune in
A piano weighs a ton
But it always gets the job done
I know, I'm a piano
It's a part of my [?]
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Dick Valentine

Dick Valentine

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"A Piano Weighs a Ton" is credited to Dick Valentine. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"A Piano Weighs a Ton" appears on "Coma Watching" in 2021.

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