[Chorus]
We box the whip with the do-si-do
What happens when we die? Nobody knows (HA!)
There's some moves just down the road
And we only getting in 'cause we got the code, uh
Pull up shift to party mode
Pop-pop a couple bars make the time move slow
Stressin out worried that my car got towed
Left-left the function early, self-induced FOMO, yeah
F-O-M-O, Yeah, Yeah
F-O-M-O, Oh no
F-O-M-O, Yeah, Yeah
F-O-M-O, Oh no
[Verse 1]
FOMO - Fear of Missing Out
As a lone teen I noticed what it's about (So that's what it is)
I've never been a big fan of crowds
Left my comfort zone just to make myself proud (I did it!)
I won't front like I'm the most polite guy
Show up dumb faded leave with Irish goodbyes
I'll end the war like the Treaty of Versailles (Peace World War I)
You'll hear the strap banging like the Fourth of July
On the verse, doin the best that they can
With all them corny bars turn that glass to sand
Your mommy issues like the Polka-dot Man
Shared a sexist remark before we even began (Probably an incel)
Yo that's a line but you forgot the punch
Handed me the mic and then I fed him lunch (Yum-yum-yum)
Started tweaking out got his pants in a bunch (Wedgie!)
Did him so dirty, need his record expunged
[Chorus]
We box the whip with the do-si-do
What happens when we die? Nobody knows (HA!)
There's some moves just down the road
And we only getting in 'cause we got the code, uh
Pull up shift to party mode
Pop-pop a couple bars make the time move slow
Stressin' out worried that my car got towed
Left-left the function early, self-induced FOMO, yeah
F-O-M-O, Yeah, Yeah
F-O-M-O, Oh no
F-O-M-O, Yeah, Yeah
F-O-M-O, Oh no
[Verse 2]
FOMO can straight kiss my ass (Pucker up!)
Turn a friend down and my thoughts harass (He hates you!)
I have a problem getting stuck in the past
I even felt that shit when I was skipping class (Fuck I missed derivatives?)
On the sofa with the beer that I brought
Paranoid, bothered by intrusive thoughts
Ron and Sam like each other (Rahn staap) a lot
Had I stayed home, I'd miss em' tying the knot (Congrats)
Why am I here when there's nothing to gain?
Not a thing seems to happen man it's always the same (Should've fucking stayed home)
Maybe I'm the one who's actually lame
Beginning to think there's something wrong with my brain (Uh-oh)
It's all good, have some fun without me
I'd rather stay home, eat good and smoke weed (Yessir)
Others validation isn't what I need
It's paramount to learn to enjoy your own company
[Chorus]
We box the whip with the do-si-do
What happens when we die? Nobody knows (HA!)
There's some moves just down the road
And we only getting in 'cause we got the code, uh
Pull up shift to party mode
Pop-pop a couple bars make the time move slow
Stressin' out worried that my car got towed
Left-left the function early, self-induced FOMO, yeah
F-O-M-O, Yeah, Yeah
F-O-M-O, Oh no
F-O-M-O, Yeah, Yeah
F-O-M-O, Oh no
[Verse 3]
Look, like a professor I'm here to spit the lecture (Do it)
Anyone who claims to have the answers its conjecture (Facts)
The Earth burning pay attention to the weather
Eventually we're gonna have to take some drastic measures (Fuck we waiting for?)
For centuries we've lived obsessed with our treasures
In order to advance we gotta fucking work together (Teamwork makes the dream work)
Back in the day man it wasn't much better
Disagree with the leader and you're living on a stretcher (We need a medic!)
Matter of fact, I need a history refresher (Four score...)
Now we driving cars with the seats made of leather
We're all selfish in our own pursuits of pleasure
What weighs more; a pound of gold or pound of feathers? (They the same)
I'm not the greatest but I like to think I'm clever (Kinda)
Will I ever make it? Bet the answers prolly never (Nope)
If this is all it is tell Kronk to pull the lever
Wish myself the best in all my future endeavors
[Chorus]
We box the whip with the do-si-do
What happens when we die? Nobody knows (HA!)
There's some moves just down the road
And we only getting in 'cause we got the code, uh
Pull up shift to party mode
Pop-pop a couple bars make the time move slow
Stressin out worried that my car got towed
Left-left the function early, self-induced FOMO, yeah
F-O-M-O, Yeah, Yeah
F-O-M-O, Oh no
F-O-M-O, Yeah, Yeah
F-O-M-O, Oh no
