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Bank of Elevators Lyrics by Direct Hit!

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[Verse 1]
Checking in? What's the last name?
Just a sec, a note just came for you
Sorry, we've got a problem
It appears that your inclination to end the lives of your fellow countrymen has made it tough to admit you
[Refrain]
To the right, if you'd like, is a door to the bottom of the world
Where you go if you feel lost or forgotten
Oh, we know that it’s not at all an ideal system
But the man at the top is just too busy to listen (Yeah)
[Verse 2]
Oh
To the left is a sort of way station where you wait if you don't accept your fate
So take your time, we'll be waiting
I'll add a note and we'll call you
But I can say a reply to complaints can take a century longer
Or, if you'd like, you can do us a particular favor
Just consent, sign your name here on the back of this waiver
I admit that it's not the most attractive of wagers
But compared to who you're dealing with you're certainly braver
[Chorus]
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
To the right
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
That’s where the bad guys go all alone
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
And to the left
That’s where the old lost souls say hello
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
And so alright
Have you made your mind up yet?
[Bridge]
We'll send you back but you're on a mission
Who sent you here didn't have the guts to face the fucking fact that they'd chosen (Woo)
To spend forever in torment (This is Hell)
Bring 'em back for their descent to Hell (This is Hell)
Is that a task you can handle? (Yeah)
[Refrain]
You'll be equipped with the superpowers usually given
To the bodyguards protecting all the angels in Heaven
When you're done, see me here and we'll discuss compensation
If there's something I can say, it’s we're especially patient
[Chorus]
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
To the right
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
That’s where the bad guys go all alone
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
And to the left
That’s where the old lost souls say hello
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
And so alright
You can take your time
[Refrain]
You'll be equipped with the superpowers usually given
To the bodyguards protecting all the angels in Heaven
When you're done, see me here and we'll discuss compensation
If there's something I can say, it’s we're especially patient
Credits
Direct Hit!

Direct Hit!

About “Bank of Elevators” by Direct Hit!

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"Bank of Elevators" appears on "Brainless God".

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