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If I Was Abducted By Aliens Lyrics by Dirty Nice

Planet Weekend

2024

[VERSE 1]
If I was abducted by aliens
I think it would be nice
They'd take me to their spaceship
Full of flashing lights
Then we'd swing by your house
And take you to the stars
And they'd give us a planet
And we could make it ours
[VERSE 2]
If I was abducted by aliens
I would shake their hands
Or whatever thingydingys
They have instead of hands
I'd give them a Coca Cola
And hope it goes down nice
They'd give me funny goggles
So the sun won't hurt my eyes
[PRE-Chorus 1]
Excuse me Mister Alien
Do you have a bathroom?
Can I ask where we're going?
Do I even wanna know?
Is doing this your job?
Do you hate your boss?
I hope they pay you well
[Chorus]
I bet it's easy to get lost out here
Out here
It's easy to get lost out here
Out here
[VERSE 3]
If I was abducted by aliens
I'd wanna look my best
I'd wear my shiny shoes
'Cause I'm their special guest
Do you think that there'll be food?
Do you think that they eat food?
I'm sure they'll give us food
Or we'll be pretty screwed
[PRE-Chorus 2]
Excuse me Mister Alien
Can I ask you a question?
Do you have special powers
Or something cool like that?
Or are you from the future?
Will it all be okay?
Or are you just like me
Living day-to-day?
Excuse me Mister Alien
I'm feeling kinda homesick
Can we drop by my planet
So I can say goodbye?
My family might be worried
I need to feed my dog
I'll draw you a map
[Chorus]
I bet it's easy to get lost out here
Out here
It's easy to get lost out here
Out here
It's easy to get lost out here
Credits
Dirty Nice

Dirty Nice

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"If I Was Abducted By Aliens" appears on "Planet Weekend" in 2024.

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