[Intro: Rikrok, Shaggy]
Yo, man
Yo
Open up, man
Yo, what do you want, man?
My girl just caught me
You made her catch you!?
I don't know how I let this happen...
With who?
The girl next door, ya know?
Man...
I don't know what to do!
Say it wasn't you
Alright...
[Chorus: Rikrok, Pat Monahan]
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed, creepin' with the girl next door (Ayy, ay-ay-y-y-ay...)
Picture this, we were both butt naked bangin' on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key? (Ayy, ay-y-y-ayy-ay...)
All this time she was standin' there, she never took her eyes off me
[Verse 1: Shaggy]
How ya fi give the woman access to your villa?
Trespassеr and a witness, all the hacklin' on yuh pillow
You bettеr watch your back before she turn into a killa
Let's review the situation that you caught up inna:
To be a true player, you haffi know how fi play
If she say, “a night”, convince her, say, “a day”
Never admit to a word when she say
And if she clamor yuh, tell her, “Baby, no way!”
[Pre-Chorus 1: blink-182, Shaggy, Pat Monahan]
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na (...it wasn't me...)
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na
Ayy, ay-y-y-y-yay...
(...it wasn't me...)
Carry me home
[Chorus: Rikrok]
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed, creepin' with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked bangin' on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see
Why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me?
[Verse 2: Shaggy]
Make she know say that she really no have right fi vex
A never you she see yah make the gigolo flex
A smaddy else weh favor, you inna di complex
Seein' is believin', so you betta change your specs
You know she a go bring a whole heap a things up from the past
All the likkle evidence, you betta know fi mask
Quick 'pon yuh answer, know 'ow fi talk
But if she pack a gun, you know you betta run fast
[Pre-Chorus: Rikrok, Shaggy, blink-182]
But she caught me on the counter (Wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (Wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (Wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (Wa- wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (Wasn't me)
(Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na)
Heard the words that I told her (Wasn't me)
(Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na)
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares
[Chorus: Rikrok, blink-182, Randy Savage, All]
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
(Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na)
Creepin' with the girl next door
(Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na)
Picture this, we were both butt naked
(Both butt nakeeeeed!)
(Ooh, yeah!)
[Bridge: Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Lily Savage]
Well, we are a team now. We are- a Mega Powers team
I know, you're a tag team now
The most powerful team in the world...
That's right... Tag team type situation, you know about that?
[Laughing]
[Post-Bridge: Rikrok, Rob Thomas]
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?
All this time she was standin' there, she never took her eyes off me
(So smooth, ahh...)
Need to tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player, but you're completely lost
That's why I sing...
[Outro: Rikrok, blink-182, All]
Picture this, we were both butt naked bangin' on the bathroom floor
(...bangin' on the bathroom floor...)
Picture this, we were both butt naked bangin' on the bathroom floor
(...bangin' on the bathroom floor...)
Picture this, we were both butt naked (butt naked)
(Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na)
Picture this, we were both butt naked
(Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na)
Butt naked, butt naked, butt naked, butt naked...
We were both, we were both butt naked
Picture this, we were both butt naked
(Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na)
Picture this, we were both butt naked
(Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na)
Both butt nakeeeeed!
