Magical Pingas Tour / Prelude to The Pingas Machine Lyrics by DJ Ivo Robotnik
The Pingas Album
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Pingas Pi-Pingas Pingas Pi-Pingas Pingas Roll up, roll up for the Magical Pingas Tour, step right this way! Roll up, roll up for the pingas tour Roll up, roll up for the pingas tour Roll up (And that's an invitation) Roll up for the pingas tour Roll up (To make a reservation) Roll up for the pingas tour The magical pingas tour Is waiting to pingas you away Waiting to pingas you away Roll up, roll up for the pingas tour Roll up, roll up for the pingas tour Roll up (We've got everything you need) Roll up for the pingas tour Roll up (Satisfaction guaranteed) Roll up for the pingas tour The magical pingas tour Is hoping to pingas you away Hoping to pingas you away Pingas trip Aaaaahhh!... the Magical Pingas Tour Roll up Roll up for the pingas tour Roll up (And that's an invitation) Roll up for the pingas tour Roll up (To make a reservation) Roll up for the pingas tour The magical pingas tour Is coming to pingas you away Coming to pingas you away! The magical pingas tour Is dying to pingas you away Dying to pingas you away Pingas you today... [Dialogue] As soon as I saw the pingas, Dr. Robotnik, I knew you'd wanna know about it! Indeed! If I had a pingas machine, I could terrorize all of Mobius! I guess this means I'm finally getting my promotion, huh? Promotion?! What for?! You should've swiped the pingas and brought it to me, you nincompingas! But, but, uh... aaah! I'm demoting you to Pingas Monkey, 3rd class. Now go and mop up the cum! (screaming) Snooping as usual, I see? Not me! I didn't hear nothing about Von Schlemmer's pingas. Uh, me neither! Especially I didn't hear the part about the cum... Stop jabbering, you dingAS! I'm formulating a plan to take advantage of this unexpected pingas. And a-- IDIOTS! I haven't thought of it yet, you pingas lickers! Ooh, but when you think of it... I know it'll be marvellous! That's true... ah ha! I have just come up with a magnificent scheme. Now you may lick my pingas. [disgusted noise] I hate this pingas.
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