Duran back, rich and fat like a boomer
Big face Rollie call it Amy Schumer
[Verse 1]
Survivors of Diddy's Bad Boys of Comedy
Freak party, sex traffic then arrested by Homeland Security
From Star Island to your mom's house, I need clout
Christina P in my mouth
Toms is too stoic for watersports
He would rather piss on the poor at the airport
Shaking like a Jewish vibrator going inside Sandra Huller
Horni is like Chris D'Elia texting a high schooler
False flag like Tim Dillon
Fell off trying to stay Teddy Fresh
Duran show no Palestinian removal
Queen faking illness for cash
[Verse 2]
Transformation of the former skateboarder, UFC fighter
And good looking Jason Elish
Gollum on acid with an erotic cannibalism fetish
I'm no doctor didn't mean to gеt too surgical
But who knew Steven Crowdеr was a closet heterosexual?
I get C sectional, I'm plumper than Shannon Sharpe's cervix
2 more conacs, turn off the cameras and let's skip Bayless to my buttocks
No Jumper Adam22, 16 also OnSomeShit
'Bout to let Rollin' 40 Crips bang my cracker ass for content
[Verse 3]
I'm a renegade, my life like a ministry on the brink
Blowin' donation money on expensive liquor, spiritual advising twinks
Embarking on a drug-fuelled rampage, cocaine bear
Tattooed face mangled rampage Tai Rivera
Let me bomb on your Golden Globes with these corny Jo Koys
Couldn't make it on the mothership, not a Fat Man or YoungBoy
Late bloomer grooming college girls majoring in DJ Akademiks, stop hate
Just enrolled in Hustler Academy, sex trafficking with Tristan Tate
[Verse 4]
Getting tired of the ridiculous questioning
Did you rent a Portuguese trans with special needs?
Non-binary w/visual pacemaker, carving the turkey with sandpaper
Daughters with dicks, boof sharder and BBL 2: where you can't reach with a shaver
Save Nick Mullen from Adam Friedland
Woke up with balls in your mouth reimagined
Bad podcasting, fake pimp with a soft white underbelly
Bad friends in Tijuana looking for stretch marks, 12-year-old hooker, TigerBelly
[Bridge]
Podcasting since womb, took the ASSQ at 3
Life's a dream
Duran show new TMZ, Swifties West Village following Taylor
And where she goes out to eat. I'm like perverted paparazzi when she gets up to leave, I smell her seat
[Verse 5]
RedBar's watchin', wearing adult diapers, Chicago
Gave him a year, canceled Scarsclub after he funded crack amigo
Need first class ticket to Austin so I can kill Tony
60-second s blow 'em away, reentry into comedy
One shot, self-inflicted
Kneel on 'em like David Lucas, my George Floyd jokes are sick
[Outro]
If I bomb, it's suicide
Brains blown out like Nick
Don't worry, I'm not funny, and a loser
Says Ryan, the cable viewer
Weinshank with no Kim Condom, I'm stressed
Sounds like an STD I caught from Skankfest
Jingles, Hollywood's best-kept secret
Dark, unfunny is why Tinsel Town won't reveal it
Facelift and haircut of Andrew Shultz
Flagrant stylist made him look like Nazi c***
T.I. produced some great comedy already
His son's face is so funny
Finding out karma can't remember tit
Sipping tea makes you a big-eyed b****
I'm no Wendy Williams, but somebody 'bout to get wiggly
Fentanyl overdose is past due for Kate Quigly
Pullin' up with skullcap and white robe at Lavish
Vibe so Jewish makes Ari Shaffir seem goyish
Red Graff Diamonds Hallucination
Gobbling Maestro's steak so red raw it comes with indigenous reparations
Duran show fired so we took our red back to the streets
I'd rather be on the blade then 9 to 5 walking that slave wage beat
"F*** you for what I was promised, but not what I received."
My time Cummings like Whitney getting f***** on G
Opened for Lady Gaga after snorting half oz of crystal meth
Kicked off the tour forced to open for Ninja Turtles & Seth
How embarrassing, a documentary about yourself
Might as well be still blowing clouds seasoning anal MILF
Soccer moms boofing shards on edibles
Nodding off fidgeting like a retarded Spiderman hooked on Fentanyl..
