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Dj’s Asian Girl Voicemails Lyrics by Dj Lubel

It’s About To Get Awkward

2010

Hi you've reached DJ, leave a message after the beep
*beep*
Um, hi, DJ?
This is Caroline Chang returning your call
Yeah, I remember meeting you at the bar the other night!
Uh, but I don’t remember giving you my number
I actually distinctly remember refusing to give you my number
I also remember you crying and demanding I give you my number until the bouncer dragged you out kicking and screaming
The fact that you actually have my number is
Well really, really, really creepy
So please
Don't call me again
Or I'll call the police
*beep*
Hi Mr. Lubel
This is Dr. Kim calling
Unfortunately, we’re going to have to ask you to kindly seek another physician
Yesterdays... episode at the office was, to say the least, very inappropriate
First it made my entire staff feel very uncomfortable when you arrived to your appointment drunk with a visible erection
Furthermore, the fierce panting noises you made during your exam were weird and scary
I particularly did not enjoy it when you kept referring to me as your quote "lovely lo mien lady"
*beep*
*truck engine in background*
Hello? Hell-?
Hi d-did it beep?
Th-this is Happy Sun Cleaners
Your business no longer welcome here sir
We don't like your hairy, naked, white body
*beep*
Credits
Dj Lubel

Dj Lubel

About “Dj’s Asian Girl Voicemails” by Dj Lubel

Read the complete lyrics to "Dj’s Asian Girl Voicemails" by Dj Lubel from the album "It’s About To Get Awkward" in 2010. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Non-Music.

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"Dj’s Asian Girl Voicemails" is credited to Dj Lubel. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Dj’s Asian Girl Voicemails" appears on "It’s About To Get Awkward" in 2010.

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