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No Snapple Lyrics by DJ Mega $ucc

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2017

Open up the fridge
No Snapple
What happened?
Now I’m saddened
Then maddened
At myself
On the shelf
Like the movie elf
I need sugar
But I can’t get any
When I’ve got ten boogers
And now I’m shooketh
Feel like DG shunned me
Now my heart is crumplin’
Feel like I’m fumbling
Take me out coach
My throat sounds like a roach with no Snapple
Can’t be batman without his grapple
I don’t want apple
Just please come Snapple
Get in the car and drive to DG
Looking for the drink to fufil me
Get there stop at the bathroom cause I gotta pee
Look on the shelf
No Snapple
Holy crapple
Now I’m sad low
But I gotta be glass half full
So maybe TD’s has some
So I hit the road
But on the way I hit a toad
So I stop to pray over this little bro
I’m so sorry he had to go
*sniffles*
Get back in car
I look afar
I see the stores in the distance
So many decisions
Target, Walmart or QT
Which is the store for me?
I couldn’t decide
Just let these feelings abide
I felt the anger inside
Start to rise
That’s when I knew
This Snapple was mine
So I began to drive
A little bit faster
Hopin my dream ain't gon get shattered
I’m so caught up in this matter
I park in a spot
Jump out like ddrrrrot
Will I get it or not?
It’s 9:59, a minute before the store closes
I start to see the doors fold in
I begin to sprint
And that’s when my leg bent
The wrong way
And now I look silly
And it’s not ok
Because the store employee’s are laughing
At me although I hurt my knee
They shut the doors
And I’m still on the floor
God how could this happen Oh Lord!
What to do next I’m so torn
Meanwhile my knee is still really sore
Whilest I’m down I can’t increase the score
Laying on the floor
I imagine the sound of Snapple pour
Kiwi Strawberry is the drink for me
But then I remembered
This random store was open for like 15 more minutes this part didn’t actually happen or this part doesn’t rhyme (Why am I recording this?)
The light protrudes the parking lot I see them
3 Snapples through the window
I said oh no I better go go
So I dashed and ran
I might’ve even punched a man
I checked out like I’m superman
I may have lost some battles along the way
But it doesn’t matter cause we still ok
I pop open a Snapple and say
Today was a good day
Hope to get another someday
Once again like a replay
Moral of the story
I hope it didn’t bore you
Was that, [?]
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DJ Mega $ucc

DJ Mega $ucc

About “No Snapple” by DJ Mega $ucc

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"No Snapple" appears on "Banners" in 2017.

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