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Weed Scams Lyrics by DJ Narcan

2024

(evil spange)
I'm Jeff from American Dad with marijuana
So yea I'm gonna smoke it even if I didn't wanna
I'll smoke with your dad, but I hate Puff Daddy
He was on Always Sunny and that makes me maddy!
Apple fell on my head, boy I hate gravity
I'm hating when people pronounce gravy like gravvie
I'm scamming Japan by making a tsunami
I gave a guy chicken when he wanted Salami
I'm bout to scam America and become a commie
Nah I'm just kidding (trizzy: That's not funny)
I'm organizing RAW papers with a stapler
That 1-ply toilet paper's a butt scraper
I scammed God by eating Pork on a Sunday
Guy named Garfield hit me up on a Monday
Gave him a bacon milkshake, but he's a vegan
Scammed his weed with salvia and watched him go off the deep end!
(trizzy)
Oh shit I clipped, damn
I'm not a stoner, I enjoy weed from time to time
Helps me think of new ways to commit crimes!
Yeah!
I did more crimes than Charlie Manson
Take a seat, I'm Chris Hansen
Just ripped off my cousin, he's a fucking idiot
Trusted me with his new car, what an idiot
I wrecked it on purpose with a damn kid in it
Helped me get a job, got him fired on purpose
Looks at me and asks "where's your purpose?"
Fucking loser, go get a life
Fucking loser, go touch some grass
Fucking loser, go touch some ass!
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DJ Narcan

DJ Narcan

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