[Intro]
Hi, it's Vince with
Sl-Sl-Sl-Sl-Sla-Sla-Sla-Sla-ap Cho-Chop
Chop-Chop-Chop-Cho-
Cho-Cho-Cho-Cho-
Cho-Cho-Cho-Cho-
Cho-Cho-Cho-Cho—
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[Chorus]
Hi, it's Vince with Slap Chop
You’re gonna be in a great mood all-day
'Cause you're gonna be slapping your troubles away with the Slap
Sla-Slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop, now l—
Hi, it's Vince with Slap Chop
You’re gonna be in a great mood all-day
'Cause you're gonna be slapping your troubles away with the Slap
Sla-slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop
[Verse 1]
Now look, here’s a potato
One slap, you get big chunks for stew
Two slaps, home fries in a second
And look at this, p— you add a mushroom
The more you do it, the finer it gets
You don’t have to switch any blades
Now you love salad
You hate making it (Sal—)
You know you hate making salad
You hate making it (Sal—)
That’s why you don’t havе any salad in your diet
Watch this, just one slap: salad
Soup, coleslaw, stuff wе want in five seconds?
Four, five seconds it's done
This thing, this tuna looks boring
Stop having boring tuna
Stop having a boring life
Add this tuna, putting it like this
Now you’re gonna have a nice exciting life now
Here’s a hard-boiled egg
One chop, you add the pickle
You add the green onion
And what you can do, you can mix things together
You add the ham and you’re gonna love this
You don’t have time to make breakfast?
Breakfast to go
[Verse 2]
Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts
Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts
Watch this, you're gonna watch this
Your gonna watch this, watch this
Watch this, watch this, watch this
What about fruit? Put a mango
Watch this
Watch this
Watch this
Watch this
[Verse 3]
Look at that, isn’t that beautiful on your ice cream?
The reason you’re gonna slap away every day
Is 'cause it's so easy to clean
One, two, and pops open like that, a—
Now these other ones you’ve seen at the stores
Bacteria gets on the food, all the stores have this
You can’t clean it, you can’t open this up
It's worthless, forget about it
[Verse 4]
Now take the Slap Chop, put it back together
Put the Slap Chop right there, the sk—
Put the Slap Chop right there, the sk—
Put the Slap Chop right there, the sk—
Put the Slap Chop right there
The skin's at the bottom
The skin's at the bottom
The skin's at the bottom
The skin's at the bottom
The skin comes right off
The skin comes right off
The skin comes right off
The skin comes right off
Now put a tomato in there, add your cilantro, your hot peppers right there, you—
You hit it like this-s
Hit it like this-s
Hit it like this-s
Hit it like this-s
[Verse 5]
Guys, we're gonna make America skinny again
One slap at a time, it's
Guys, we're gonna make America skinny again
One slap at a time, it's
Guys, we're g— one s— —meri— one skinny again
One slap at a t— one slap at a t—
Guys, we're g— one s— —meri— one skinny again
One slap at a t— one slap at a t—
Guys, we're g— one s— —meri— one skinny again
One slap at a t— one slap at a t—
Guys, we're, guys, we're g—
—meri— one s— —meri one
Slap at a t— —lap at a t— —lap-lap-lap-lap
[Chorus]
Hi, it's Vince with Slap Chop
You’re gonna be in a great mood all-day
'Cause you're gonna be slapping your troubles away with the Slap
Sla-Slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop, now l—
Hi, it's Vince with Slap Chop
You’re gonna be in a great mood all-day
'Cause you're gonna be slapping your troubles away with the Slap
Sla-Slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop, now l—
[Verse 6]
It's easy, you just got one hand, and
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
*Laughing*
[Outro]
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Tacos, fettucini, linguine, martini, bikini
