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Hey Selby Lyrics by Doc Waffles

Ambulance Chasers

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[Verse 1 - Doc Waffles]
Rabbit in the Moon's suit lost below the Ambassador
Furry chest bachelor's nest, dress to Impressions of Africa
Aquariums with little plastic deep sea divers
Blue rocks; baby I'm a Bagley Vision survivor
Green frequency gains new immersion treatments and games:
Waterproof all the bucolic, banal, blue dolls
Submarines with little metal periscopic gliders
Private eyes; baby I'm a pathological liar
This piranha-proof swimsuit pattern that I have configured
Lets you bathe up to the waist in the world's most dangerous rivers
To nails apply "Story of the Eye" Battaile egg dye
In semiotic spirals while reading and letting your legs dry
Ink design ocean line, Whistler waves in the fog lights
Klondike white Chucks; codeine's only for dog bites
Kite strings in the wind pretty white things, its nice to pretend
Everyone's your friend, except the T-Wolves, Vikings and Twins
[Hook - J. Walker]
So when you see Kirby Puckett
Tell him, "you ain't no friend of mine."
And your boy Sam Cassell (tell him)
He ain't no friend of mine
Randall Cunningham ain't no friend of mine
[Verse 2 - Josef Coney Island]
Moustache John Sally, outdoor Cali
Got no alibi high at the Dally in the Alley
Chuck and Waffles show railing dimes on railing in the alley
Fourth of July, she four and a quarter, fuck it
I've got four on that quarter onion
The type of performer with a Geordi La Forge Visor
Getting live on the corner dusted
Fuck your corny pollying, I'm at that same Coney, different Island
Camel Joe smiling Old Miami free styling got that ghettto blaster handy
Urinals coated in crushed candy
A drunk amongst lushes, scumbag hooligan rambunctious
Scrapping douche bags for the last package of blunts
Four in the morning, leave them on the porch in the pouring rain
Foraging for change
They're bargain basement, while I barge in basements
With a bar grin wasted. Take all their shit...
Except the Cubs hats, Sox hats, Bears hats, and Bulls hats
That's that bull-shat!!
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Doc Waffles

Doc Waffles

About “Hey Selby” by Doc Waffles

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"Hey Selby" appears on "Ambulance Chasers ".

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