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Crooked Pigs In Blue Lyrics by Doctor Crazy

The Doctor Crazy Show

2022

[Pre-Chorus: Doctor Crazy]
Give my drugs back
They not yours, they mine
D-Dirty, dirty cops
Shoot them all like Columbine
D-Doctor Crazy with the Carbine
G-Going ballistic
Taking out my hit list
Guess who's on top
[Chorus: Doctor Crazy]
It's these pussy fucking pigs
Cause them pain, pop pop
Find the Sheriff and
Curb stomp his dog (haha)
Imma rape his wife (argh)
She won't suffer long (nope)
Because I will do the same to him
And his kin folk will be gone (bye-bye)
[Verse 1: Doctor Crazy]
Who is number two?
I got a few I'm thinking of
Never mind, I'm not 'cuz
I'm unable to recall
Dementia setting in
Because of Klonopin
Learning from my mother
Thе Queen of Narcotics
Three in the morning
And my mama is tripping
Spazzing out at me
'Cuz I'm not like othеr kids
No friends at school
I was a loner
Failing all my classes
So she's calling me loser
Brain is burdened
But this no therapy session
Let me change the fucking subject
To my fucking doctor
Not getting my prescription
I need the Xanax, bitch
Can't you see my hands are twitching
D-Doctor Crazy banned from every clinic
In town, ain't that ironic
Saying I abuse the drugs
The fuck else do you do with drugs
If not abuse them, cunt
[Bridge: South Park]
Towelie, I thought you went to rehab
Yeah I did, but now I'm back in South Park
Clean and sober almost a year
Clean and sober, no drugs at all
And I tell you what
I DON'T MISS IT
[Verse 2: Doctor Crazy]
I-I don't miss it
No, no no no no
I ran out of scripts
Still got synthetic
Chemicals
You sip that lean
I snort phenmetrazine
You stay a sheep
I run from
Flashing
V-Violet lights
Shitting on cop cars
Guess I gotta wipe them
Down like Boosie (BOOSIE)
Down like slime (SLIME)
I ran out of drugs
'Cuz these cunts took my stuff
Fuck
[Pre-Chorus: Doctor Crazy]
Give my drugs back
They not yours, they mine
D-Dirty, dirty cops
Shoot them all like Columbine
D-Doctor Crazy with the Carbine
G-Going ballistic
Taking out my hit list
Guess who's on top
[Chorus: Doctor Crazy]
It's these pussy fucking pigs
Cause them pain, pop pop
Find the Sheriff and
Curb stomp his dog (haha)
Imma rape his wife (argh)
She won't suffer long (nope)
Because I will do the same to him
And his kin folk will be gone (bye-bye)
[Outro: Trick2g]
O-O-Oh my God
Get the Garen
You stupid, useless
FUCK

About “Crooked Pigs In Blue” by Doctor Crazy

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