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J.D. Vance Lyrics by DogNamedSam

J.D. Vance

2024

Intro:
I've been called a lot of things and weird's always been one of 'em
I think that I can dig that
And I done changed a lot of things, my style was never one of 'em
I guess that I can love that

Cuz I can go there baby, let's take a chance
Bitch, I’m weird, baby, watch me do my dance
J.D. Vance in the club with both hands…
(inaudible)

Chorus:
Bitch, I'm weird, call me J.D. Vance
Watch me do my dance, watch me, watch me do my dance
Bitch, I'm weird, call me J.D. Vance
Watch me do my dance, watch me, watch me do my dance
Bitch, I'm weird, call me J.D. Vance
Watch me do my dance, watch me, watch me do my dance

Verse 1:
Bitch, no doubt servin’ drought in the deep-end
If she servin’ ass, baby, you can bring your freak friend
Dip, scotch, bounce when a motherfucker tapped in
Bust the hoes who yappin’, slingin’ at ya cap then

Bounce to the motherfuckin’ deep end
Before I get famous, blow my brains out
Fuck it, let the creeps in
(uh) (inaudible)

Bent mawfucka, breakback mawfucka
Brokeback mawfuckas get capped (uh)
Bitch, I got the yip, got the quarter when I skip
Maybe pull up and then murk ya and then dip

Honey-glazed hams, I guess I’m cummin’ around
Ideation, I’m the schmuck, and you’re the finest in town
To the notion I’m impotent and you’re fillin’ the mounds
Premonitions, I’m forgiven, I’m slinging them pronouns

Chorus:
Bitch, I'm weird, call me J.D. Vance
Watch me do my dance, watch me, watch me do my dance
Bitch, I'm weird, call me J.D. Vance
Watch me do my dance, watch me, watch me do my dance
Bitch, I'm weird, call me J.D. Vance
Watch me do my dance, watch me, watch me do my dance

Verse 2:
But my flow is my soul and it’s kinda proverb-ous
Sarcophagus, esophagus, King Tut, you lame fucks
A hippopotamus couldn’t digest what you feed us

Bitch I got my feet up
Watching mainstream news, catching mainstream views
Catch a bullet if I speak out—
(gunshot, pigeons flocking away)

Fat fucking chance, why I call you Chris Christie
Hola, chola, baby got ebola
Baby wanna bounce right? Baby gotta nola
She can squab, she can fuck, she can bitch
She can pull up when I tweak, when I itch

Chorus:
Bitch, I'm weird, call me J.D. Vance
Watch me do my dance, watch me, watch me do my dance
Bitch, I'm weird, call me J.D. Vance
Watch me do my dance, watch me, watch me do my dance
Bitch, I'm weird, call me J.D. Vance
Watch me do my dance, watch me, watch me do my dance

Outro:
(Skittle pack wit’ it seal and drown in the deep end, if she serving ass, baby, you can bring your freak friend.)

About “J.D. Vance” by DogNamedSam

Read the complete lyrics to "J.D. Vance" by DogNamedSam from the album "J.D. Vance" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Experimental Rap, Underground Rap, Hip-Hop.

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