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Dirty Little Farmer Lyrics by Dojo Dog

Stockholm Syndrome

2024

[Intro: Dojo Dog, gnonnel]
We’re here
You know, I've always wanted to live on a farm
Good thing we’re moving into my parents house then
Do you think they will forgive me for what I did to you?
They don't know about that
How? I broke your rib cage and now you have a metal spine
It was all over the news LOL
There’s no reception out here
Just watch out for our horse
I named her after Pearl because they both can be a bitch

[Chorus]
I’m a dirty little farmer (Yee-haw)
Fuckin’ in barn, in the yard, in the hay
I’m a dirty little farmer (Uh-huh)
Strokin’ on the udder ‘til it creams everyday
I don’t care if it stings me (Daddy, please)
I deal with the weeds, and the nettles, it’s okay
Hose me down (I’m a hoe for the pipe)
It can either squirt, or foam, or spray

[Verse-1: Dojo Dog, Pearl, gnonnel]
I sound like a wolf while he milking my udder
And I squeal like a pig when I’m eating that cock
He says he’s my whorsie and I can whip him
Then I ride his tractor, he loves to plough
I drink his milk out a trough
And you’re funny if you think I gurgle his apples while soft
I take the grease out his hair for my potatoes
Then shove my French fry up his arse hole
Chickens cluck cluck while my throat gluck glucks
And the cows do a moo while it’s in my boom
The horse says “Get a room”
And my lover says “No you”
Horse neighs “Bitch, it’s my stable”
And my G states “Not anymore bruv”
Dojo has a horse cock
I saw it, I was shocked
I got the real thing
I don’t know where it’s been

[Chorus]
I’m a dirty little farmer (Yee-haw)
Fuckin’ in barn, in the yard, in the hay
I’m a dirty little farmer (Uh-huh)
Strokin’ on the udder ‘til it creams everyday
I don’t care if it stings me (Daddy, please)
I deal with the weeds, and the nettles, it’s okay
Hose me down (I’m a hoe for the pipe)
It can either squirt, or foam, or spray

[Verse-2: Dojo Dog, Pearl, gnonnel]
I pretend a penny’s in a drain when he says “I'mma gut her”
And I like to lock him up when his peaches are in stock
He says “Pet my ass like my name is Kim”
Then I make him cream like I’m tugging a cow
When I taste his natural remedies, it’s salty, so I cough
When his moonie is away then my icicle defrosts
When I slap his buns they’re redder than tomatoes
Like he’s sunburnt but minus the clothes
His goose duck ducks ‘til it’s hurting, ‘til it’s stuck
And the rabbits do a poo after my carrot has grew
The horse says “Stop drinking out his flume”
And my lover says “Not until my mouth is a lagoon”
Horse neighs “Bitch, why are you a gay boy?”
And my G states “Unlike you, he can cook”
I want a bake’n fill by Betty Crock
I wouldn’t taste what you concoct
What if it’s from my ding-a-ling
I don’t know where it’s been

[Chorus]
I’m a dirty little farmer (Yee-haw)
Fuckin’ in barn, in the yard, in the hay
I’m a dirty little farmer (Uh-huh)
Strokin’ on the udder ‘til it creams everyday
I don’t care if it stings me (Daddy, please)
I deal with the weeds, and the nettles, it’s okay
Hose me down (I’m a hoe for the pipe)
It can either squirt, or foam, or spray

[Outro: Pearl]
Stop
What are you doing?
In front of me again…
NEIGHHHHH
This is getting redonkulous
Pfffft
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Dojo Dog

Dojo Dog

About “Dirty Little Farmer” by Dojo Dog

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"Dirty Little Farmer" appears on "Stockholm Syndrome" in 2024.

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