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Watchdog Report/Texas Has a Whorehouse in It Lyrics by Dom DeLuise

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (Music from the Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

1982

Watchdog will get you if you don't watch out
Watchdog sees and Watchdog knows, Watchdog keeps us on our toes
Watchdog assures you that the law's the law
No exceptions to the rule, Watchdog ain't no fool
Watchdog protects you, he's out on the prowl
Guards and checks the best he can, Watchdog is a fighting man
Watchdog will throw his beam of light around
If some folks don't tow the line, Watchdog's light will shine
Texas has a whorehouse in it, Lord have mercy on our souls
Texas has a whorehouse in it, Lord have mercy on our souls
I'll expose the facts although it fills me with disgust
Please excuse the filthy dark details and carnal lust
Filthy dark details and carnal lust
Dancing going on inside it, don't you see they've gone plumb wild?
I inquired, no one denied it, now I think I'm getting riled
Bodies close together, arms and legs all rearranged
And the sheriff does not close it down, that's very strange
Does not close it down, that's very strange
Mean-eyed, juiced-up, brilliantined honky-tonk cowboys (Oh, no)
Mixing with green-eyed, thin-lipped, hard as nails peroxide blondes (Oh, no)
Not to mention some types that you'd never guess would venture near
Acting all depraved and loose and wild ninety miles from here
And now, our own Melvin P. Thorpe singers
Texas has a whorehouse in it, I'll not let this scandal fade
Texas has a whorehouse in it, I'll uproot and I'll crusade
I can smell corruption and I'll fight it to the top
Loveless copulation going on and it must stop
Loveless copulation, stop that copulation
Loveless copulation, stop that copulation
Texas has a whorehouse in it, Lord have mercy on our souls
Texas has a whorehouse in it, Lord have mercy on our souls
Watchdog smells corruption and he'll fight it to the top
Loveless copulation going on, going on, going on, going on, on, on
Going on
Don't touch that dial
This is Melvin P. Thorpe saying I'll be back
With new and revealing information about this and other cases
Watchdog never sleeps!
And it must stop
Watchdog's gonna get you, gonna shine his light on you
Watchdog's gonna get you, gonna shine his light on you
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Dom DeLuise

Dom DeLuise

About “Watchdog Report/Texas Has a Whorehouse in It” by Dom DeLuise

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