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Woman with a Chainsaw Lyrics by Don Burnham

California Skies

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I woke up this morning
Frozen nearly dead
So damn cold I couldn't get out of bed
As I sat there shiverin'
Cold as could be
Suddenly this revelation occurred to me
I'm lookin' for a woman with a chainsaw
Spend the winter with me
If I could find a woman with a chainsaw
Then all night long I'd stoke her fire yessiree
I'd leave a message at the co-op
Tack a note on the stump
I don't care if she's skinny
I don't care if she's plump
I don't care if she's pretty
Or ugly as sin
She just got a chainsaw she can move right in
Cause I'm lookin' for a woman with a chainsaw
Spend the winter with me
If I could find a woman with a chainsaw
Then all night long I'd stoke her fire yessiree
These big city women
With their Ralph Lauren clothes
They ain't worth much
When the ground gets froze
I need a tough country momma
Who can help me cut my wood
And If I find her I'm gonna treat her good
Cause I'm lookin' for a woman with a chainsaw
Spend the winter with me
If I could find a woman with a chainsaw
Then all night long I'd stoke her fire yessiree
I'd treat her sweet and gentle
We would never fight
If she went out with other guys
I wouldn't get uptight
She could just do her thing
I would just do mine
Me and her and that little machine will get along just fine
Cause I'm lookin' for a woman with a chainsaw
Spend the winter with me
If I could find that woman with a chainsaw
Then all night long I'd stoke her fire yessiree
I got a cabin in the mountains
And a Chevy pickup truck
11 pounds of homegrown
Men to see no thunder
A bushel of soybeans
And a bushel of rice
7 cords of firewood'll make it all too nice
I'm lookin' for a woman with a chainsaw
Spend the winter with me
If I could find a woman with a chainsaw
Then all night long I'd stoke her fire yessiree
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About “Woman with a Chainsaw” by Don Burnham

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"Woman with a Chainsaw" appears on "California Skies".

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