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Conceited vs Cruger (Round One) Lyrics by Don’t Flop

Checkpoint

2013

[Verse 1: Cruger]
You're a complete fraggle
You look smaller and smaller each battle
Conceited, you're so short it's like Con's seated
And when Con's seated, his feet dangle
This is the first time he's come to England
He's so dumb, he's sticking his phone charger in the wall even though the plugs are different
Which is a bit like you talking about the guns you're gripping
'Cos he's tryna force it even though it doesn't fit him
Look at you, you look like a fucking child
I know that's crazy from me, OK, I'm sorry
But I'd rather have a baby's face than a baby's body
At least I'm a regular height and not a dwarf, you're proper short
You're "Math Hoffa's second round vers' Shotty Horroh" short
I mean, how short is this dude? How small are your shoes?
You're a buffoon, I rap better when ordering food and eaten Zinger Towers taller then you
'Cos you're just a wasteman
You look like one of those little monsters from Space Jam who got spray tanned
So I don't wanna hear about how you clap the eight or let the ratchet spray
It loses all effect when you act so gay
You pose to the camera after everything that you say
So if he's ever pulled a magnum or blew steel, it's the Zoolander face
All the wordplay that you have's the same, I can see him tryna rack his brains
Like how can he come up with another bar about cans or trays?
I can probably count twelve times you've done wordplay about shells
And now when he says he'll buck it, it doesn't go down well
See, he be talking reckless acting like we all should get it
When he puts a punch of words together with forced connections
The sort of shit you never hear in a normal sentence
It's like a Chinese finger trap: you try to pull it off, but it gets worse the more you stretch it
[Verse: Conceited]
I know the main question is, is this a grandpa or a child that's in Cruger?
After a bitch fuck with him, she don't know whether to call herself a paedophile or a cougar
Y'all got me battling a dude that's older than Speed Racer but looks like a teenager
Nigga, how do you look like a father and a toddler?
You the only dude who resembles a teenage kid again and a senior citizen
Matter fact, I know you wish this toast came with cinnamon
But I buck it on your head and leave his shirt red like Gilligan
I'ma have that thing splitting him when that clip flare
I let that bitch air like Kate Middleton
I hope you listening, so why you talking, Cruger?
You're known for dreams, I'll spark the Ruger
You'll get shot searching for a dream like Martin Luther
If this loser ain't dead in a box, then the docs gon' X-ray him
After I put Cruger in a cast like Wes Craven
Nigga, you can get wasted, but first kill his fam with two TECs
Shots in the dude's chest
No sweater, but I'm coming for crew necks
Slow it down, I just dissed you!
I said, no sweat, Eurgh, but I'm coming for Cru next!
You best believe I'm not worried if he said he had a gun and he'll be a chef 'cos he cook just like them
I ain't worried 'bout my head, I know he gonna miss the bean 'cos he looks just like him
That's probably why your face is worried, and you know that my raps'll make sure your ass is buried
Giving me that racket over the net, you gonna lose major like Andy Murray
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