[Round 1: Shuffle T]
Yo a lot of people been saying we don't deserve these two as opponents
But we're the 2 on 2 champs, we're the most perfect duos that's goin'
They've been callin' us out for time, thinkin' our nerves were soon to be broken
But now we're snappin' twig into fractured bits and we'll be burpin' you in a moment
[Marlo]
Coke and Lilt both think you're a cunt
Fanta's a pseudo urine wannabe in a tie dye can
I'll straight up walk into a shop and fuckin' buy Sprite, fag
And fuck all the sticks, I'll treat you guys like crap
Until you give Jeff his 3G and Wi-Fi back
[Shuffle T]
Fuck Fantastick!
Just a can of drink and a twig
You'll get fuckin' snapped to bits and you'll end up with a shattered lid
I saw a girl walk up and purchase you and a pack of six
And I went up to her and full on fuckin' slapped the bitch
[Marlo]
They hit the forum and started moanin' that we weren't rap enough
And we were fired up like, "Man I'm gonna smack this cunt"
Just admit it, you were too scared to battle us
It's ironic that you were shook and it gassed me up
And I fuckin' picked you up and threw you, out in the forest with my dog
And to be honest that pissed him off
He trotted back with a log like, "What was that shit you lobbed?"
[Shuffle T]
You think cause you're a singular twig in the middle of this you're all minimalist and art house
But I know all your secrets, let's bring up your past now
Incest! Yeah it's gettin' pretty dark now
Cause you stick to your own since your family tree wouldn't (wood not) leave and branch out
Right now he's like,"Finally, daddy's spendin' time with me."
Well take those fake clones, break both
I'd rather taste Coke
Your mum's a great oak
If you both walked in a bar you'd sound like the set up to a actually great joke
[Marlo]
I follow stick on Twigger
I used to want him to follow me back quick
But then I checked his Twigger feed and all it was was a blank script
And then it hit me see, why as a blogger he's that shit
He doesn't have hands...because he's a damn stick!
[Shuffle T]
If you were a Christmas gift you'd be a type of sweater
If you were a human you'd be Michael Cera
You're the shittiest drink I've fuckin' sighted ever
You know you're fuckin' shit when fuckin' Sprite is better
[Marlo]
And you should fear us when you hear that
This is a mere con vs a mere can
And if I mixed the blend I bet I'd make a better tasting mock of you
With 50 pence of Texico Saver's lemonade and orange juice
[Shuffle T]
I nominated my friend and he accepted his place
Drank a pint of urine and diarrhea with nothing left of a trace
I challenged him to one shot of Fanta and he felt so betrayed
That he cried a single tear and shot himself in the face
In remembrance of Dave
So you're lucky you didn't get stabbed at entrance
I'ma have Fanta ended you stupid [?]
You look like Cracker, blended!
On Youtube we're the realest bitch!
We got screws loose like Ikea kits
On a forest wood route when I seen this kid
I confused you for a piece of shit
[Marlo]
You auditioned for Harry Potter to be used as a staff
Is it true that the cast and crew members laughed
At when you begged to be a wand they said you'd ruined the part?
That just proves how much of a fuckin' loser you are
And if I see any of your female sticks, I instantly lose my erection
And here I was thinkin' that you were the dead wood
[Shuffle T]
I bet Fanta's enjoyed by Ned Flanders
We're the fuckin' best ever, we have no stress
You're as relevant as a Johnathan [?] chat show guest
We'd only order you as a drink in [?]
If there was no Coke/Pepsi or Tango left
So you'll get fuckin' shot...with a bullet...in your ass
Wait, stop it there and rescan
Synonymize it
I said I'll pop a cap in your can
See there's a similarity between you and me
When I throw those punches I'm no good for teeth like you when you're not sugarfree
DON'T YOU FUCKIN' LOOK AT ME!
What up bitch!? We are now in the buildin' rhymin'
[Marlo]
Psst psst, what's that?
[Shuffle T]
The sound of his children dyin'
And hey Stick, you don't get chicks most evenings, thrown to the wayside
Kids won't even use you for playfights
[Marlo]
You know what your problem is? You let people walk all over you
You need to man the fuck up Stick
And Fanta you suck bitch
If I threw a party with some snackies and some drinks
Invited just a whole bunch of lads and then one chick
I'd have a way better shot at mackin' the slut with
Pandering box fizz you arrogant dumb prick
I hate all you soft drink pussies, you think you're the best of all of them
Well let me tell a story then
Now back in year 3 I had this clever awesome friend
He asked me not to use his real name so let's just call him "Ben"
We were kickin' it since we met up at the wedding north of Kresh
And in school he was popular with every baller there
In math, science, English, he was head of all the sets
Yeah the teachers liked to fuck him but we'd never call him pet
Cause the ladies loved him too and he had sex before he's 10
But that all changed when he got into FANTA and he let it warp his head
He couldn't stop usin' it like Jessie on the meth
And it turned him into a dick and he lost next to all his friends
His girl started cheatin', and when he saw the text
That that pretty whore had slept with Kevin, Paul and Glen, it left him all depressed
He drank Fanta for weeks and got black in his teeth and now he'll never walk again!
You pathetic corporate mess!
I wish you ever sort of death!
I hope a leopard mauls you next so you're forever short of breath
...what are we doin' man?
I'll get a sorta menacingly sever your rejects
So they can get an awkward head like any porn that's French
And when I've stomped you so there's no more metal form that's left
Cause I've broke the tin you'll know that this revenge is all for Ted-Ben
[Shuffle T]
So now we just bagged the popular lads to death
Clashed with the top of the battle heads
Now that we're back and we're choppin' of rapper's heads
[?] are next!
