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The Bitch Spent All My Money Lyrics by Dos Gringos

Live at the Sand Trap

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I make a thousand extra bucks each month
And you would think with that amount
I'd have a positive number
Inside my checkin' account
How many times can one woman hit
An ATM in a day?
Well you can bet your ass
That a BVR bitch-slap is on its way
I got a story to tell to you
And man, it ain't funny
Havin' five months TDY
And the bitch spent all my money
I know when I get home
You wanna wear something cute
But who the hell pays a hundred dollars
For just one bathin' suit?
And how 'bout that 200 bucks?
For just two pair of shoes
Why I only spent fifteen dollars
Payin' off my LPA dues!
Yeah I got taken to the bank today
By my own honey-bunny
Havin' five months TDY
And the bitch spent all my money
You know I still love you baby
Yeah, but somethin's missin'
Yeah I feel like the bitch here
In a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison
Besides, it's not even gonna matter when I get home!
I don't care what you do
Well you can shave your head and grow out your leg hair
And I'd still bone the shit out of you
Yeah, it's not fair!
'Cause I still love you, honey
Havin' five months TDY
And the bitch spent all my money
Yeah, don't laugh, 'cause it could happen to you
And man, it ain't funny
Havin' five months TDY
And the bitch spent all my money

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"The Bitch Spent All My Money" appears on "Live at the Sand Trap".

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