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Pearly Gates Lyrics by Dr. Bryant’s Funhouse

Lies

2022

[Verse 1]
Standing at the pearly gates
Looking at him, he can't get in
What did he do to deserve this?
Nothing like me, I had purpose
Look at my surplus of good deeds
Look at my surplus of service
Remember the time I drove a church bus?
What do you mean it's all worthless?
Look at all that I gave to charity
Look at all my [?]
Never twice did I use vulgarities
Let me in, cause I'm nice with sincerities
[Chorus]
What have you got with Jesus?
Um, I heard his name once and- and- and..
What have you got with Jesus?
Uh, I said Jesus Christ a couple of times, swear I meant no harm
[Verse 2]
I'm down another rabbit hole
And I'm looking for some spare change
What about that time I gave that homeless man
About two pennies?
No, no wait a minute, I went back
Cause I, I found another quarter in my nutsack
And I saw him smile and say God bless
(Hehe, he's wearing a dress)
[Chorus]
What have you got with Jesus?
Um, I went door to door and passed out some chocs
What have you got with Jesus?
Uh, I went to church every sunday, and, um, I went to confession too
[Verse 3]
What about the times that I drove my grandma around
And wiped her butt?
What about the times that I turned down
Sex from an ignorant slut?
What about the times that I held my tongue
And said none?
Look at all the good I've done
C'mon, man, let's bumrush the kingdom
[Chorus]
What have you got with Jesus?
Uh, uh, I went to the parlor today and I- I bought some things
What have you got with Jesus?
Wait a minute
What does it even matter?
I was such a good boy
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Dr. Bryant’s Funhouse

Dr. Bryant’s Funhouse

About “Pearly Gates” by Dr. Bryant’s Funhouse

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"Pearly Gates" appears on "Lies" in 2022.

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