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Lard Lad Lyrics by Dr. Colossus (Band)

I’m a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt

2021

[Verse 1]
Greed beckons greed
Colossal, demonic
Astronomers warn
A disturbance ionic

[Pre-Chorus]
He won't get it back
The donut colossal
He awakens the wrath
Of the fifty foot eyesores

[Chorus]
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Value wears a neon sombrero
And there's not a single church or library
To offend the eye

[Verse 2]
Advertising's to blame
For this rampage of giants
A Lard Lad, enraged
And Brockman turns violent

[Pre-Chorus]
An agency man
Knows the mascots' Achilles
Without the attention
Thеy fall to their knees

[Chorus]
Ah, the Miracle Milе!
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Value wears a neon sombrero
And there's not a single church or library
To offend the eye

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads (oh, oh, oh)
Sparing the children (ah, ah, ah, oh, oh)
Destroying the school instead (oh, oh, oh)

[Interlude]
The town has been saved
Now the worst has all happened
Unless you're an orphan
Or basketball captain
But heed my advice
The demons are rising
That's what you welcome
When you trust advertising

[Outro]
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Ah

About “Lard Lad” by Dr. Colossus (Band)

Read the complete lyrics to "Lard Lad" by Dr. Colossus (Band) from the album "I’m a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt" in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Doom Metal, Metal, Stoner Metal.

"Lard Lad" is performed by Dr. Colossus (Band). from the album "I’m a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt" in 2021 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Lard Lad", explore more songs by Dr. Colossus (Band) using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Lard Lad" is credited to Dr. Colossus (Band). Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Lard Lad" appears on "I’m a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt" in 2021.

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