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Loch Ness Lyrics by Dr. Macdoo

Under the Kilt

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I was running round the Highlands on a rainy day
I took a trip and nearly flipped there was a loch in my way
And as I turned around I heard a sound that blew my kilt away
As Nessy said good-day

We had a blether in the heather when I had the idea
A water park with Nessy, what a business career
I would be the boss and Nessy my cashier
Selling souvenirs

Chorus:
Loch Ness Loch Ness - that’s the place to be
At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy
Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together
Bring all the family

Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness
Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness
Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness
Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness

Last night they showed a picture on the local TV
Of a skier pulled by Nessy flying over the trees
But there’s no such thing as bad publicity
Come on it’s nearly free

Chorus:
Loch Ness Loch Ness - that’s the place to be
At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy
Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together
Bring all the family

Loch Ness Loch Ness - you can waterski
At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy
Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together
Not far from Dundee

Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness
Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness
Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness
Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness

Chorus:
Loch Ness Loch Ness - that’s the place to be
At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy
Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together
Come on it’s nearly free

Loch Ness Loch Ness - you can waterski
At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy
Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together
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About “Loch Ness” by Dr. Macdoo

Read the complete lyrics to "Loch Ness" by Dr. Macdoo from the album "Under the Kilt". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under In English, Sverige, Pop.

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"Loch Ness" appears on "Under the Kilt".

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