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Magic Merlin Casts a Sexy Spell Lyrics by Dragoncum

The 4​,​000​-​Year​-​Old Virgin

2021

[MAGIC MERLIN]
For two days and two nights
I watched the dragons do battle over the kingdom of Cumalot
It broke my heart to see such turmoil after the recent era of peace
Yet despite their hatred for one another
I knew all along that they would eventually become friends, colleagues
In the pursuit of ass
[SAINT STITZER]
I don't want to fight anymore
I need guidance
I’m all alone in this strange new world
Of, trying to get laid
[BUBBA SUPREME]
It has been many moons since I lost my virginity
However, there is so much I can teach you
If you are willing to lay down your arms
And become my apprentice
In ass acquisition
[SAINT STITZER]
I will do as you ask
And we will strike a truce
Yet I fear that even with all the magic in the world on my side
I will never get any ass
[MAGIC MERLIN]
Fear not, Saint Stitzer
[BUBBA SUPREME]
Magic Merlin? Where did you come from?
[MAGIC MERLIN]
I've been watching your battle from afar
And now I bring grave news
[SAINT STITZER]
What news, old man?
[MAGIC MERLIN]
King Cocksmoker's spirit is still without rest
He has escaped from Hell
He will rise empowered by the dark forces of the underworld
To retake the realm
[BUBBA SUPREME]
Over my dead fucking body
[MAGIC MERLIN]
It may come to that
But in your favor, I have cast a certain spell
[SAINT STITZER]
What spell have you cast, mighty wizard?
[MAGIC MERLIN]
A spell bound by your oath to get Saint Stitzer laid, Bubba Supreme
[BUBBA SUPREME]
Oh?
[SAINT STITZER]
Say what?
[MAGIC MERLIN]
Mark my words
If you can get the saint laid by All Hallows Eve
King Cocksmoker will be banished back to Hell
This I swear to you
[SAINT STITZER]
But how? All Hallows Eve will soon be upon us
I’ll never get laid in time
[BUBBA SUPREME]
Don't be so sure
As I told you before, I have much to teach you
There are lessons to be learned
[SAINT STITZER]
Lessons?
[BUBBA SUPREME]
Yes, lessons in pimpness
Credits
Dragoncum

Dragoncum

About “Magic Merlin Casts a Sexy Spell” by Dragoncum

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