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The Story Of Saint Sitzer Lyrics by Dragoncum

The 4​,​000​-​Year​-​Old Virgin

2021

[Spoken Intro]
Now let me tell you the story of Saint Stitzer
The Dragon-King of Vagland
He is an ancient beast of an irritated sort
Whose best friend might be his right hand
Surrounded by lady dragons of the most attractive breed
He's taken a vow of celibacy, no female knows his seed
For 4,000 years, his life of sainthood in defense of the kingdom suited him well
But as he reaches his four thousandth year, his life is becoming pure hell
Now consumed with pent up rage, with only anger left to bestow
He sets his eyes on conquest, to win himself a ho
In the friend zone, he's lived for four millennia and his time is running out
But in the land of Cumalot, only one other dragon fills his mind with doubt
King Bubba Supreme of Cumalot gets all the ladies at will
But when the 4,000-year-old virgin comes to town, it's Bubba he means to kill
[Verse: Saint Stitzer]
No longer will I live in the shadows
The friend zone cannot hold me
The King of Cumalot will soon be dead
And I will get laid at last
And I will get laid at last
At last
At last
Credits
Dragoncum

Dragoncum

About “The Story Of Saint Sitzer” by Dragoncum

Read the complete lyrics to "The Story Of Saint Sitzer" by Dragoncum from the album "The 4​,​000​-​Year​-​Old Virgin" in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Metal, Blackened Thrash Metal, Rock.

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