Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

Chris Jericho vs. Laila Ali Lyrics by Drop The Mic

Season 2

2017

[Round 1: Chris Jericho]
So this is Laila Ali, a boxer I find funny
Twice the size of Mayweather, with none of his money
I make the crowd go crazy like they're in the mosh pit
You look like Nicki Minaj if she did CrossFit
When your name was announced, I heard the crowd reactin'
The only Layla I know is the one by Eric Clapton
I'm up in your grill just like I was your dentist
You ain't goin' far, like when you got fired on The Apprentice
[Round 1: Laila Ali]
Buckle up, Chris, I'm about to get started
Don't he kinda look like Nickelback farted?
I'm on the stage 'cause the show was being choosy
They only picked you 'cause John Cena's doin' movies
And on Dancing with the Stars, when you got terminated
I hope you watched the finals, 'cause I actually made it
Your dusty, rusty rhymes are pint-sized like your body
A kid could beat you with elementary karate
[Round 2: Chris Jericho]
They say Laila Ali in a league of her own
But last time she was champ, I owned a damn flip phone
I was happy when we heard we was placed in a battle
It's hard to see you there, hidin' behind your father's shadow
Though you're talking loudly, I see you're really mousey
You shouldn't be so mouthy, you're a lousy Ronda Rousey
You have any idea who you're trying to fight?
I beat the Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin in the same fuckin' night
Yeah!
[Round 2: Laila Ali]
You wished you had a shadow as great as me
You couldn't whip my pinky, let alone an Ali
The ABC show you hosted called Downfall
Didn't last a season 'cause your talent's so small
I don't need choreography for my bouts
Got four world titles, 21 knock-outs
Don't be jealous, it's me that you fear
'Cause you can't touch my undefeated career
[Round 3: Chris Jericho]
Okay, Downfall didn't work, but let's be fair
No one watched you fight, I sold out Madison Square
And after this round, when your battle rap is dead
We can screen it again on your giant forehead
You are undefeated, but look at the time
You gave up in '07, I'm just hittin' my prime
I ain't a hater, I'm doing you a favor
I just whooped an Ali, I'm like Y2-Joe Frazier
[Round 3: Laila Ali & audience]
That sounds real stupid, you wanna be afraid of
Beat his daughter in the States, dad dropped him in Malaysia
Your dreams of goin' mainstream never came true
Dwayne Johnson's did, are you jealous of him, too?
You've written three books and that's talent, indeed
Especially for you, 'cause we know you can't read
I'm so good at rap, the crowd will finish you for me
Like my pops said, "I float like a butterfly...
Sting like a bee!"
Credits
Drop The Mic

Drop The Mic

About “Chris Jericho vs. Laila Ali” by Drop The Mic

Read the complete lyrics to "Chris Jericho vs. Laila Ali" by Drop The Mic from the album "Season 2" in 2017. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under TV, Rap.

"Chris Jericho vs. Laila Ali" is performed by Drop The Mic. from the album "Season 2" in 2017 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Chris Jericho vs. Laila Ali", explore more songs by Drop The Mic using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Drop The Mic · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"Chris Jericho vs. Laila Ali" is credited to Drop The Mic. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Chris Jericho vs. Laila Ali" appears on "Season 2" in 2017.

Visit the Drop The Mic artist page at /artist/drop-the-mic for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.