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DumbJimbo’s Suicide Hotline - skit Lyrics by DumbJimbo

Dissy Lee/The Return

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JL: Suicide Hotline, Hello?
?: I-I need someone to talk to
JL: Call your mom
?: My mother died last year
JL: Serves her right, nigger!, ha-ha-ha
I'm just playing, fuck-nig, listen
Whenever you're feeling low, just page me and I'll call you
?: You will?
JL: Sure, I'll call you a faggy bitch for bothering me
Now, don't blow your fuckin' head off
?: Why not, who cares if I do?
JL: The poor guy who's gotta clean that fuckin' shit up
If you're gonna do it, do it outside or something
?: Y-you think I won't really do it, don't you?
JL: Honestly, I could give a fucking fuckity fuck
?: You think I won't, huh?
JL: You think am I'm kidding, you think I'm?
Do it, do it fucker!
Bring me the gun, I'll fuckin' do it for you Nigger
Hello, hello, are you there?
?: Hello?
JL: I knеw you wouldn't do it, you dumbass fucking bitch
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DumbJimbo

DumbJimbo

About “DumbJimbo’s Suicide Hotline - skit” by DumbJimbo

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