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2024 Groomer Lyfe Lyrics by Dumbsville

A Groomed Chaos

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[Verse 1]
\nYeah, yeah, I played the victim and failed
\nSecond grade, be up my face, oh, yeah
\nThese underaged hoes, they all like me
\nIm peeing on this bitch like R. Kelly
\nI only fuck if you under 18
\nYou ain't grown up, baby I'm your genie
\nAnd thats because I literally dreamed
\nI have the snap of a 2-year-old
\nRich pedo with underaged girls
\nEpstein's island, put me on Epstein's mural
\nShe's 9, I told her she's my girl
\nHow you like that? (How you like that? Oohhhhhh)
\n(How you likе that? Oohhhhhh)
\n
\n[Chorus]
\nI'm so retarded yeah (Uh)
\nI'm so rеtarded yeah (Uh)
\nI'm so retarded yeah (Uh)
\nI'm so retarded yeah (Uh)
\nI'm a pedophile yeah (Uh)
\nI'm a pedophile yeah (Uh)
\nI'm a groomer yeah (Uh)
\nI'm a groomer yeah (Uh)
\nI'm retarded yeah (Uh)
\nI'm retarded yeah (Uh)
\nI'm a groomer yeah (Uh)
\nI'm a groomer yeah (Uh)
\nPut me in a jail uh (Uh)
\nPut me in a jail or sum (Uh)
\nPut me in a jail or sum (Uh, uh, uh)
\n
\n[Bridge]
\n2024, Allegations
\nOh, oh (Hm)
\n
\n[Verse 2]
\nI'm so retarded yeah
\nI'm looking like Cosmodore
\nA whole lotta bitches be underage and then i snapchat them whores
\nHad to block my last bitch 'cause she was exposing me
\nI'm hanging around with the Pope, secret? No, I'm like nope
\nShawty, cancelled me, cause she make me feel some type way
\nAnd yeah, she got me canceled 'cause she was only 8
\nI'm grooming kids
\nGrooming kids, grooming kids, grooming kids, grooming kids
\nAnd I'ma keep grooming them kids, while I'm cheating on Minecraft
\nPeter Griffin for a night, grooming kid for a night
\nI'm still on a kid, but she's still using a nightlight
\nI'm cookin' up on snapchat, I'll be all like (Uuuhhh)
\nI murdered a 12-year-old, like I'm O.J
\nThe phone in my pocket and I link with 12 year-old
\nThey hope I die in a helicopter like I'm Kobe
\nI'll be viewing Gumball, and he still roast me
\nWalk inside the party, with Cosmodore, we both nazis
\nUh, oh, you like that?
\n(Oh, you like that?)
\nOh baby you fucking-
\nGet over here!
\nGet over here!
\nGet over here! EURH!, EURH!
\n
\n[Outro]
\nWheezy outta here
\nI'm so retarded yeah (Uh)
\nI'm so retarded yeah (Uh)
\nI'm so retarded yeah (Uh)
\nI'm so retarded yeah (Uh)
\nI'm so retarded yeah (Uh)
\nI'm so retarded yeah (Uh)
\nPut me on the news, hah hah
\nPut me on the news, hah hah
\nI wanna see!
\nPut me on the news, hah hah
\nPut me on the news, hah hah
\nI'll unplug my microphone by accident here, see ya!
\nThis song is over now, bye\n\n
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About “2024 Groomer Lyfe” by Dumbsville

Read the complete lyrics to "2024 Groomer Lyfe" by Dumbsville from the album "A Groomed Chaos". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"2024 Groomer Lyfe" appears on "A Groomed Chaos".

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